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Old 01-22-2007, 08:43 PM   #41
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Lady Camels: Are you tired of your old yucky oasis? Looking for a relaxing new oasis where you're treated like the queen you truly are? Then come on over to BigFatMeanie's Desert Oasis!***

BigFatMeanie's Desert Oasis provides a wide range of hydration services. Luxuriate with our daily back rubs. Treat yourself to one of our world-reknown foot rubs. Sample the full range of our tantalizing techniques. All we ask is that you visit us regularly (minimum two times a week).

Once you've experienced BigFatMeanie's Desert Oasis you'll never want to venture out into the desert again!

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This sure resembles ad advertisement from kugrmaniac. Are you taking lessons?
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Marsupial is a troll.

Just trying to get a rise out of you guys.

So to speak.
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Old 01-22-2007, 09:36 PM   #43
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Lady Camels: Are you tired of your old yucky oasis? Looking for a relaxing new oasis where you're treated like the queen you truly are? Then come on over to BigFatMeanie's Desert Oasis!***

BigFatMeanie's Desert Oasis provides a wide range of hydration services. Luxuriate with our daily back rubs. Treat yourself to one of our world-reknown foot rubs. Sample the full range of our tantalizing techniques. All we ask is that you visit us regularly (minimum two times a week).

Once you've experienced BigFatMeanie's Desert Oasis you'll never want to venture out into the desert again!

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LOL!

Hmm, sounds like Marsupial touched some nerves with her icky brown water comment...
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Old 01-22-2007, 10:21 PM   #44
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This sure resembles ad advertisement from kugrmaniac. Are you taking lessons?
Haven't seen kugr's ad. Unfortunately for all the camels out there, BigFatMeanie's Desert Oasis is currently booked. Fortunately, we're working on expansion plans for the next millenium. Might as well start advertising early.
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Old 01-22-2007, 11:26 PM   #45
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True. She could be really thirsty and stuck with an oasis that only gives brown, yucky water.
All I know is that when I got home from work tonight I was told that I'm an everlasting fountain of crisp, clean water.
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All I know is that when I got home from work tonight I was told that I'm an everlasting fountain of crisp, clean water.
nice recovery.

now explain how it is that marsupial believes nocturnal emissions are enough sustenance for a man. that doesn't bode well for you.
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