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MikeWaters · 07-23-2007, 02:15 PM

I would cancel SS before I canceled priesthood and relief society.

SoonerCoug · 07-23-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Swarthout

I'd also officially renounce Packer's "Factory" talk and SWK's statements that playing with your factory leads to homosexuality. That stuff really screwed with me as a teenager.

I have another ally in the great debate.

RC Vikings · 07-23-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Tex

I would make the Sunday School hour last, and replace it with the Whining Hour. I'd put the bishop in a room for 45 minutes, and invite all apostates and disaffected members to come in and complain about everything he's doing wrong. Once a month, a member of the stake presidency would come, where they could be instructed on what the stake should do better.

All those who have no complaints about the church could skip the meeting and go home.

That may not work because I'm still going to go home during that hour to grab a bite to eat. If I just write him a note with everything that bothered me could I count that as attending?

non sequitur · 07-23-2007, 07:58 PM

Two more changes to consider:

1. Repeal the Word of Wisdom
2. Modify the law of chastity to only include a prohibition against adultery. Fornication would be allowed.

Requiem · 07-23-2007, 08:53 PM

Place women in charge of administering Church Discipline

. Think about the results. No egos, hidden agendas or favoritism. More consistency, and genuine Christlike love. Too good to be true.

07-23-2007, 07:58 PM	#14
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	Two more changes to consider: 1. Repeal the Word of Wisdom 2. Modify the law of chastity to only include a prohibition against adultery. Fornication would be allowed. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

07-23-2007, 08:53 PM	#15
Requiem Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 474	Place women in charge of administering Church Discipline. Think about the results. No egos, hidden agendas or favoritism. More consistency, and genuine Christlike love. Too good to be true.

07-23-2007, 02:15 PM	#11
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,368	I would cancel SS before I canceled priesthood and relief society.