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YOhio · 07-10-2007, 06:28 PM

How many of his stories do you believe?

Indy Coug · 07-10-2007, 06:30 PM

Regardless of their veracity, he has to have a better use for his filing cabinet than this.

YOhio · 07-10-2007, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

Regardless of their veracity, he has to have a better use for his filing cabinet than this.

His stories always get a reaction out of me. I'm either appalled or laughing.

Goatnapper'96 · 07-10-2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

How many of his stories do you believe?

The only one I believe is that he was the recipient of "brown eye" every morning to the sweet strains of "Enter Sandman."

But I do find them funny.

SoonerCoug · 07-10-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

The only one I believe is that he was the recipient of "brown eye" every morning to the sweet strains of "Enter Sandman."

But I do find them funny.

You don't believe that my ex-wife said she was going to marry a guy who had never masturbated before?

SoonerCoug · 07-10-2007, 06:39 PM

I need to get CardiacCoug (older bro) over here to vouch for me.

YOhio · 07-10-2007, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

You don't believe that my ex-wife said she was going to marry a guy who had never masturbated before?

I believed it at first. Later you said she had sex with another chick. Those two stories don't mesh well.

Goatnapper'96 · 07-10-2007, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

You don't believe that my ex-wife said she was going to marry a guy who had never masturbated before?

No I don't.
Further Sir, with all due respect I own the first Cougarguard Hall of Fame story and it is all about masturbation. You may try to stop my stories, but you can only hope to contain them. So all stories on how we menfolk handle ourselves go through me.

SoonerCoug · 07-10-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

I believed it at first. Later you said she had sex with another chick. Those two stories don't mesh well.

She was very conservative. She claimed that the incident with the other "chick" was against her will, despite the fact that she remained with the girl for the rest of the night. She has since remarried a 29 year old virgin radiology resident who has never played pocket pool.

Archaea · 07-10-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

No I don't.
Further Sir, with all due respect I own the first Cougarguard Hall of Fame story and it is all about masturbation. You may try to stop my stories, but you can only hope to contain them. So all stories on how we menfolk handle ourselves go through me.

Are you a veritable Sargeant at Hands and of Clean Hands?

View Poll Results: How many of SoonerCoug's stories do you believe?
All of them.	8	25.81%
Most of them.	3	9.68%
About half.	8	25.81%
None. He should write fiction.	5	16.13%
Who cares? They're funny.	7	22.58%
Voters: 31. You may not vote on this poll

07-10-2007, 06:28 PM	#1
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	SoonerCoug's Stories How many of his stories do you believe?

07-10-2007, 06:30 PM	#2
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	Regardless of their veracity, he has to have a better use for his filing cabinet than this.

07-10-2007, 06:39 PM	#6
SoonerCoug Formerly known as MudPhudCoug Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Land of desolation Posts: 2,548	I need to get CardiacCoug (older bro) over here to vouch for me.