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Old 11-25-2005, 04:35 AM   #1
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Default Actual telephone conversation by my wife

We were driving down to San Diego today to have Thanksgiving with my brother. We hit a lot of traffic and were running late, so she was talking to my brother on the phone:

"We're not very far yet. We're only at the boobs. The boobs - the nuclear boobs."

She was, of course referring to the San Onofre nuclear plant:



which does, of course, bear a striking resemblance to certain female body parts (of certain well-endowed females).
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Old 11-28-2005, 01:08 AM   #2
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Default Re: Actual telephone conversation by my wife

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We were driving down to San Diego today to have Thanksgiving with my brother. We hit a lot of traffic and were running late, so she was talking to my brother on the phone:

"We're not very far yet. We're only at the boobs. The boobs - the nuclear boobs."

She was, of course referring to the San Onofre nuclear plant:

which does, of course, bear a striking resemblance to certain female body parts (of certain well-endowed females).

LOL...I hope that you kept full control of the vehicle as you laughed at that one... :P
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Old 11-28-2005, 05:17 PM   #3
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Old 11-28-2005, 11:17 PM   #4
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Default Just wondering. . .

If I see a different anatomical part when I look at the photo, does it mean I'm gay?
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:30 PM   #5
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Doesn't everyone call them that?
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