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BlueHair · 03-01-2007, 04:08 AM

A few months ago, my wife called me downstairs. She had the TV paused and a pretty girl on the screen. She asked me if I recognized her. I told her I didn't. She said, "good answer. It's Jenna Jameson. She's a Pornstar". I thought that was pretty clever on her end. The lesson? Think before you answer any question posed by your wife.

SteelBlue · 03-01-2007, 05:49 AM

Goatnapper would have been in big trouble.

Archaea · 03-01-2007, 04:33 PM

A general rule of thumb, always feign ignorance. If you claim to be stupid, you will never disappoint more than expected.

To quote the guy on Hogan's Heroes, I see nothing, I know nothing I hear nothing.

marsupial · 03-01-2007, 05:34 PM

Jenna Jameson has received enough coverage in the mainstream media that you could have recognized her without raised eyebrows from your wife. She has a wax statue in the Las Vegas wax museum and I thought I heard she was dating Dave Navarro. Now, if your wife asked you to name some of her movies and you could, you'd be in big trouble.

Archaea · 03-01-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

Jenna Jameson has received enough coverage in the mainstream media that you could have recognized her without raised eyebrows from your wife. She has a wax statue in the Las Vegas wax museum and I thought I heard she was dating Dave Navarro. Now, if your wife asked you to name some of her movies and you could, you'd be in big trouble.

I believe she's dating Tito Ortiz, of UFC fame. I know this, not due to intimate familiarity with pornography but due to my enthusiasm for UFC.

UteStar · 03-01-2007, 06:42 PM

Standard answers for any pretty woman on tv: "She is pretty BUT what is going on with her [insert eyes, ears, legs, etc.]." That way, you get out of it by including a BUT, and you don't look like you are lying when an obviously pretty girl (Jolie, Beckinsale, etc.) comes up on the television.

03-01-2007, 04:08 AM	#1
BlueHair Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 1,148	Clever Wife A few months ago, my wife called me downstairs. She had the TV paused and a pretty girl on the screen. She asked me if I recognized her. I told her I didn't. She said, "good answer. It's Jenna Jameson. She's a Pornstar". I thought that was pretty clever on her end. The lesson? Think before you answer any question posed by your wife.

03-01-2007, 04:33 PM	#3
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	A general rule of thumb, always feign ignorance. If you claim to be stupid, you will never disappoint more than expected. To quote the guy on Hogan's Heroes, I see nothing, I know nothing I hear nothing. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

03-01-2007, 05:34 PM	#4
marsupial Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I... Isn't it so fun to spell? Posts: 1,701	Jenna Jameson has received enough coverage in the mainstream media that you could have recognized her without raised eyebrows from your wife. She has a wax statue in the Las Vegas wax museum and I thought I heard she was dating Dave Navarro. Now, if your wife asked you to name some of her movies and you could, you'd be in big trouble. __________________ "Mormon men are inherently sexy..." -Archaea

03-01-2007, 05:49 AM	#2
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	Goatnapper would have been in big trouble.

03-01-2007, 06:42 PM	#6
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	Standard answers for any pretty woman on tv: "She is pretty BUT what is going on with her [insert eyes, ears, legs, etc.]." That way, you get out of it by including a BUT, and you don't look like you are lying when an obviously pretty girl (Jolie, Beckinsale, etc.) comes up on the television.