I'm outta here

[jay santos]

My wife just called and told me she just teased her hair to the point that it doesn't looked combed and she wants me home now. Vavavoom!

[creekster]

Is this a parable, or some other sort of religious experience, so as to cause you to put it in this category?

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by creekster

Is this a parable, or some other sort of religious experience, so as to cause you to put it in this category?

Isn't there a reference to teased hair and carnality in a talk by Elder Packer, or as grapevine would call him, B-dogg?

[Detroitdad]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Isn't there a reference to teased hair and carnality in a talk by Elder Packer, or as grapevine would call him, B-dogg?

Bozzle K. Pazzle did indeed mention the teased hair. Although am unshure how it ties into eroticism. All I know is that the Aposaz is off the hizook when he gets all scolding up in the Mazzariot Cezenter. (Or so Grapevine might say if he was a colloquially minded youth).

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Detroitdad

Bozzle K. Pazzle did indeed mention the teased hair. Although am unshure how it ties into eroticism. All I know is that the Aposaz is off the hizook when he gets all scolding up in the Mazzariot Cezenter. (Or so Grapevine might say if he was a colloquially minded youth).

Word.

I hope I used that in proper context. I'm not street hip. In fact, I'm not even easement hip. I'm just a born and bred suburbanite.

[Detroitdad]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Word.

I hope I used that in proper context. I'm not street hip. In fact, I'm not even easement hip. I'm just a born and bred suburbanite.

Word up.

if you were not hip before then you must have had hip replacement surgery. Bee-yotch! You are dope.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Detroitdad

Word up.

if you were not hip before then you must have had hip replacement surgery. Bee-yotch! You are dope.

Does this mean I need to purchase a White Sox cap and wear it sideways atop my head?

[Detroitdad]

Yes. Do so immediately.

[il Padrino Ute]

Will do.

I actually own a White Sox cap. I suppose I should get some - how do the kids say it? - bling. Would a turquoise pendant the size of a garbage can lid be too over the top?

I have much to learn in my newfound coolness.