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Old 08-29-2006, 04:01 PM   #1
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Default Jolie and Pitt

I was very gratified to read in Sunday's Parade magazine, that Jolie insisted on not having sex with Brad until he was divorced from Aniston. 9 months later their child was born.

It's gratifying that in this day and age, homewreckers have such high morals. My faith in humanity is restored.
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Old 08-29-2006, 04:05 PM   #2
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Did the article mention Jolie's sex arrangements she had with a group of Hollywood socialites?

I guess a couple years back, Jolie was part of a group of people whose association with each other was strictly sexual, and that, in her words, requried strong emotional people to be able to handle the emotional and physical disconnect that comes with multiple sex partners who have no real commitment to each other.

I labored hard to be part of their group, for some reason they didn't accept my application. I think it's because George Bush hates black people.
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Old 08-29-2006, 04:10 PM   #3
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Where do you guys get this stuff? According to Seattle, society is now enlightened and doesn't need the myths of old men to keep us in line. With medicine we no longer need such stifling morality with attendant hang-ups.
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Where do you guys get this stuff? According to Seattle, society is now enlightened and doesn't need the myths of old men to keep us in line. With medicine we no longer need such stifling morality with attendant hang-ups.
I get my stuff from US magazine, nothing better than squatting, relaxing, and catching up on the latest Hollywood gossip.
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Old 08-29-2006, 05:48 PM   #5
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Did the article mention Jolie's sex arrangements she had with a group of Hollywood socialites?

I guess a couple years back, Jolie was part of a group of people whose association with each other was strictly sexual, and that, in her words, requried strong emotional people to be able to handle the emotional and physical disconnect that comes with multiple sex partners who have no real commitment to each other.

I labored hard to be part of their group, for some reason they didn't accept my application. I think it's because George Bush hates black people.
Sounds like my friend's ideal relationship. Except she would prefer to have a committed relationship with a group of people that has strong emotional ties and involve only occasional or very little sex.
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Old 08-29-2006, 05:51 PM   #6
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involve only occasional or very little sex.
This I can believe.
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Sounds like my friend's ideal relationship. Except she would prefer to have a committed relationship with a group of people that has strong emotional ties and involve only occasional or very little sex.
Sounds like your typical LDS ward.
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Sounds like your typical LDS ward.
Sounds like a BYU singles ward.
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For all the baggage that Jolie carries (sexual, family, etc.), she seems awesome. Seriously. I love what she has done for the UN, Africa and other aid agencies. Yeah, it sometimes seems self-righteous when celebrities go out and 'try to make a difference' but I don't care. Its nice to see some celebrities that actually try to do something other than spending their money on parties and booze.
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For all the baggage that Jolie carries (sexual, family, etc.), she seems awesome. Seriously. I love what she has done for the UN, Africa and other aid agencies. Yeah, it sometimes seems self-righteous when celebrities go out and 'try to make a difference' but I don't care. Its nice to see some celebrities that actually try to do something other than spending their money on parties and booze.
And she's HOT.

If nothing else, I am grateful that the world's most beautiful woman and the world's most beautiful man (as voted by VH1) are perpetuating their beautiful genes together.
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