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Old 08-16-2006, 11:01 PM   #1
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Default CRAP! There goes my chances of a ride today...

I was all ready to go for a nice long spin at about 8:00... Then Mrs. Hippie got a call from a guy in the ward who needed "emergency" help with his kids. Apparently their babysitter fell thru and he needed to be at the school ASAP for orientation (he's a new law student).

So now Mrs. Hippie has promised to babysit until around noon.

As I slowly inch my way toward the bike gear I feel the pain of a billion little knives in the back of my head... I turn as Mrs. Hippie asks... are you still going for your ride?

Fortunately I didn't have to answer that question... "Can't you go later today after their Mom comes and gets them?"

So I end up babysitting all morning.

Then Mrs. Hippie informs me that the missionaries are coming over for lunch. I KNOW I can't skip that one so now I'm stuck in the house until at least 2:30.

The missionaries leave, I run a quick errand w/ Mrs. Hippie and rush home to get ready and hop on the bike...

The NWS has issued a severe thunderstorm warning for the area. The wind is blowing pretty freakin' hard and according to the sattelite images I'm pretty much SOL.

Damn that woman...
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Old 08-17-2006, 02:44 AM   #2
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Would it have been a tailwind? You could have reached Q speeds if it were!
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Old 08-17-2006, 03:40 AM   #3
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I was going to ride tomorrow, and then I find out there is a stake leadership meeting tomorrow night. Work Tues night, YM tonight, meeting tomorrow. No time for my own family, much less passtimes and hobbies.
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Would it have been a tailwind? You could have reached Q speeds if it were!
Not likely. I'm pretty much the fastest guy I know of.
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Not likely. I'm pretty much the fastest guy I know of.
Your poor wife.
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