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Old 11-14-2007, 11:13 PM   #1
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Default Today marks the 37th straight year in which

I have not been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. Effing Matt Damon.
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:42 PM   #2
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I have not been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. Effing Matt Damon.
True story.

Sometimes clients ask for the resumes of the team that will be working on the engagement. I put on the bottom of my resume that was I was voted "Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year."

They researched it and teased me about it in our engagement meeting.

So what if you werent one of the 50 beautiful people? Tell people you were voted Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year.

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Old 11-15-2007, 01:02 AM   #3
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That was such a cop out by Time. Everyone knows the man of the year in 2006 was Mario Lopez.
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Old 11-15-2007, 01:12 AM   #4
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Guess who will never, ever in a million billion years be known as the sexiest man of anything? UteStar.
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Old 11-15-2007, 01:45 AM   #5
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I have not been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. Effing Matt Damon.
If you want People to name you sexiest man alive, you need to make it known to them that if it isn't you, People Magazine will no longer exist.

Firebomb the editor's home to make your point.
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Old 11-15-2007, 01:47 AM   #6
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That was such a cop out by Time. Everyone knows the man of the year in 2006 was Mario Lopez.
I always thought Mario Lopez peaked in 05.

But then he landed this plum job in 2007, so you never know:
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