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View Poll Results: If you found yourself single again would you...
Quickly marry someone of about your same age 3 11.11%
Look for someone a lot younger 8 29.63%
Sleep around and take your chance in heaven 8 29.63%
Golf, fish, bike or hunt the rest of your days 8 29.63%
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Old 09-17-2007, 10:29 PM   #1
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What route would you take?
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Old 09-17-2007, 11:55 PM   #2
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My answer is not a hypothetical. I went younger.
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What if one wanted to sleep around with people a lot younger? That's not considered a legitimate option?
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:32 AM   #4
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What about "work my a** off trying to raise two kids by myself?" I doubt I'd have much time to golf, fish or sleep around.
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Old 09-18-2007, 01:41 AM   #5
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Become rich like BYU71
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Old 09-18-2007, 05:29 AM   #6
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marry the same man if he still available!
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Well, here is my problem... I wouldn't really want to marry somebody much younger, since I'm 26 and have a kid. Would I consider a 20 year old? Possibly... but I'm glad I don't have to worry about that right now.
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Old 09-18-2007, 02:42 PM   #8
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In reality, answers 2-4 are the same answer. Only answer 1 would preclude you from doing any of the other 3.
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I would marry a very young superstar corporate lawyer, in someplace like Seattle.
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Old 09-18-2007, 02:55 PM   #10
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Notice how no guy says, "I want to date and marry a worn out forty year old gal, who hates men, is generally bitter and frigid, and spends money like it's going out of style."

I wonder why. If that ideal is so unattractive, why are so many women bent on becoming the nonideal partner.

Which reminds me, why do we males and females spend so much time pining away wishing our mates would be such and such paying so little attention to becoming the ideal mates. Of course, I am reminded of the wise words of NonSequitur, "it's too late ..."
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