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RC Vikings · 08-31-2007, 09:48 PM

I have three times and against my better judgement I'm going to share one time to show how ballsy (no pun intended) some guys can be.

One Thanksgiving morning I'm out running close to my home in Rexburg trying to burn some calories before the big dinner. This is a nice middle class neighborhood just two blocks away from BYU-I and is about as protected from the outside world as a neighborhood can be.

A college age kid in a car with a Utah State parking sticker in the window pulls up to me while I'm finishing my run and asks if I know of somewhere open where he could get some food. I tell him about JB's but he says he's hungry for Arby's and if we have one in town. I tell him where it is and he acts confused saying he doesn't know the town very well and asks if I would jump in with him and show him where it was.

This is the part I'm a little embarrassed about but feeling sorry for the kid and being a little naive I jump in to help him find the Arby's in town. I get in and look over and the kid has his fly wide open. Still trying to give this kid the benefit of the doubt we head on down the road. He ask what i did for a living and then proceeded to tell me what he did. We said he was a male underwear salesman and wanted to know what kind of underwear I wore. Finally my gaydar went off. At this point I wanted to beat the hell out of the kid but I just had him stop and I ran home from there.

I look back and what i did was stupid but I honestly was just trying to help someone who looked like they were in need. I also thought about how desperate this kid must have been to go out on a Thanksgiving morning in Rexburg looking for gay sex.

Be kind to me because I haven't shared this with many people but with this Craig deal it does show how daring some can be to have sex.

TheSizzle36 · 08-31-2007, 10:31 PM

He took it out?

SeattleUte · 08-31-2007, 10:33 PM

What are the other two stories?

RC Vikings · 08-31-2007, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSizzle36

He took it out?

NO, I don't think I would have ever recovered from that.

Archaea · 08-31-2007, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

NO, I don't think I would have ever recovered from that.

Thankfully, this is not an experience which I have shared.

I have noticed that women are now much more aggressive. Of course, my dating experience related to two minor sectors, high school and BYU. So one should view my limited dating experience within the big picture.

However, over the past several years, for whatever reason, several women though have approached me. They are much more aggressive than my somewhat limited past would have predicted. I wasn't advertising, just minding my own business.

Even though, as you know, I am an ordinary, run-of-the-mill guy, I have had my ass grabbed, my crotch grabbed, and a commando girl show me her wares informing she was willing in a public place. Needlesstosay, my response was, "what me? you must have thought I was somebody else."

Your experience would have scarred me for life. BTW, how's therapy going?

Detroitdad · 08-31-2007, 11:22 PM

Just about every time I went in to SLC when I was a teenager I got propositioned. Okay, maybe thats an exageration, but it happened 5 times or so. Homos liked me more than girls did.

Archaea · 08-31-2007, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Detroitdad

Just about every time I went in to SLC when I was a teenager I got propositioned. Okay, maybe thats an exageration, but it happened 5 times or so. Homos liked me more than girls did.

And we should be surprised by that?

Detroitdad · 08-31-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

And we should be surprised by that?

Apparently not. WHat can I say? I was a homo magnet. It must be my left winginess. Imagine if I spoke with a lisp.

SoonerCoug · 08-31-2007, 11:47 PM

I got propositioned at a Sonic a few weeks ago.

Lost Student · 08-31-2007, 11:47 PM

Waiting for SoonerCoug to chime in here...I just know he has a few doozies to share with us.

08-31-2007, 09:48 PM	#1
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	Have you ever been propositioned by a gay person? I have three times and against my better judgement I'm going to share one time to show how ballsy (no pun intended) some guys can be. One Thanksgiving morning I'm out running close to my home in Rexburg trying to burn some calories before the big dinner. This is a nice middle class neighborhood just two blocks away from BYU-I and is about as protected from the outside world as a neighborhood can be. A college age kid in a car with a Utah State parking sticker in the window pulls up to me while I'm finishing my run and asks if I know of somewhere open where he could get some food. I tell him about JB's but he says he's hungry for Arby's and if we have one in town. I tell him where it is and he acts confused saying he doesn't know the town very well and asks if I would jump in with him and show him where it was. This is the part I'm a little embarrassed about but feeling sorry for the kid and being a little naive I jump in to help him find the Arby's in town. I get in and look over and the kid has his fly wide open. Still trying to give this kid the benefit of the doubt we head on down the road. He ask what i did for a living and then proceeded to tell me what he did. We said he was a male underwear salesman and wanted to know what kind of underwear I wore. Finally my gaydar went off. At this point I wanted to beat the hell out of the kid but I just had him stop and I ran home from there. I look back and what i did was stupid but I honestly was just trying to help someone who looked like they were in need. I also thought about how desperate this kid must have been to go out on a Thanksgiving morning in Rexburg looking for gay sex. Be kind to me because I haven't shared this with many people but with this Craig deal it does show how daring some can be to have sex.

08-31-2007, 10:33 PM	#3
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	What are the other two stories? __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

08-31-2007, 10:31 PM	#2
TheSizzle36 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,786	He took it out?

08-31-2007, 11:22 PM	#6
Detroitdad Resident Jackass Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Roswell, New Mexico Posts: 1,846	Just about every time I went in to SLC when I was a teenager I got propositioned. Okay, maybe thats an exageration, but it happened 5 times or so. Homos liked me more than girls did.

08-31-2007, 11:47 PM	#9
SoonerCoug Formerly known as MudPhudCoug Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Land of desolation Posts: 2,548	I got propositioned at a Sonic a few weeks ago.

08-31-2007, 11:47 PM	#10
Lost Student Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Boise Posts: 261	Waiting for SoonerCoug to chime in here...I just know he has a few doozies to share with us.