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Old 08-26-2007, 05:57 AM   #1
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1. Footprints In The Sand - Has there ever been a cheesier story?
2. The saying, "Everything happens for a reason" - Worse than #1
3. The singing of Amazing Grace on Extreme Home Makeover.

I want to have toilet paper made with #1 and #2 printed on it.
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Old 08-26-2007, 06:38 AM   #2
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I think "Extreme Home Makeover" and all other makeover shows should go too.
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Old 08-26-2007, 12:22 PM   #3
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Bluehair, I'd like to add your avatar to the list.
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Bluehair, I'd like to add your avatar to the list.
You don't think my wife is attractive?
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:33 PM   #5
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You don't think my wife is attractive?
On the contrary. She is so beautiful that she makes me feel like I will never measure up.
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:38 PM   #6
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Is that Starla?
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:40 PM   #7
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1. Footprints In The Sand - Has there ever been a cheesier story?
2. The saying, "Everything happens for a reason" - Worse than #1
3. The singing of Amazing Grace on Extreme Home Makeover.

I want to have toilet paper made with #1 and #2 printed on it.
Add the saying attributed to Jesus "I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:28 PM   #8
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Add the saying attributed to Jesus "I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."
I've only seen them at the MTC, but the picture of Jesus next to a small mirror, and the caption, "The Savior did his part. Are you doing yours?"
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If we're going to get rid of sayings, I propose we get rid of WWJD?

Jesus wouldn't put himself into a situation where he'd need to decide what to do. He'd just do the right thing.
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and the phrase "with every fiber of my being..."
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