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Archaea · 07-23-2007, 04:02 PM

and I were Church President for a day,

I would add an hour at the end of Church requiring people to take lessons on nutrition and exercise.

I might actually make sacrament about the sacrament. That meeting with a good preparational hymn, prayer and a quiet passing of the sacrament, ending with another hymn would really focus upon the sacrament and oaths we renewed.

We could next have our organizational meetings where assignments were discussed not old manuals.

And finally, we could have Gospel Essentials for new members, with study groups for different members followed up by Exercise and Nutrition Hour.

Solon · 07-23-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

and I were Church President for a day,

I would add an hour at the end of Church requiring people to take lessons on nutrition and exercise.

I might actually make sacrament about the sacrament. That meeting with a good preparational hymn, prayer and a quiet passing of the sacrament, ending with another hymn would really focus upon the sacrament and oaths we renewed.

We could next have our organizational meetings where assignments were discussed not old manuals.

And finally, we could have Gospel Essentials for new members, with study groups for different members followed up by Exercise and Nutrition Hour.

These are good ideas.

pelagius · 07-23-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

And finally, we could have Gospel Essentials for new members, with study groups for different members followed up by Exercise and Nutrition Hour.

In the exercise session will we pray to Ronnie Coleman's back?

bluegoose · 07-23-2007, 08:02 PM

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In the exercise session will we pray to Ronnie Coleman's back?

Thats disgusting, and much more of another man's gluteals than I've seen since gross anatomy lab.

pelagius · 07-23-2007, 08:06 PM

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Thats disgusting, and much more of another man's gluteals than I've seen since gross anatomy lab.

You're right; gold is not his color. Purple is much more flattering for him:

bluegoose · 07-23-2007, 08:13 PM

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You're right; gold is not his color. Purple is much more flattering for him:

How right you are. Thats much better.

All-American · 07-23-2007, 08:19 PM

Not that I was looking at the purple or anything, but . . . DEFINITELY 'roids.

07-23-2007, 04:02 PM	#1
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	If worlds collided, the multiverse reversed itself and I were Church President for a day, I would add an hour at the end of Church requiring people to take lessons on nutrition and exercise. I might actually make sacrament about the sacrament. That meeting with a good preparational hymn, prayer and a quiet passing of the sacrament, ending with another hymn would really focus upon the sacrament and oaths we renewed. We could next have our organizational meetings where assignments were discussed not old manuals. And finally, we could have Gospel Essentials for new members, with study groups for different members followed up by Exercise and Nutrition Hour. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

07-23-2007, 08:19 PM	#7
All-American Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,420	Not that I was looking at the purple or anything, but . . . DEFINITELY 'roids. __________________ εν αρχη ην ο λογος