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07-17-2007, 03:25 AM | #32 |
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That's fine for the women folk, but what about us men? My ex-wife used to beg me to wear a dress, but not till after we got married. I wish she would have told me about that fantasy before we went to the temple.
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07-17-2007, 03:27 AM | #33 |
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My wife and I work around mice a lot, and we always see males humping each other. And some of the males are just plain impotent with the females. We hypothesize that these are the gays.
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07-17-2007, 03:31 AM | #34 |
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How many of those presumed gay mice have posters of Mickey instead of Minnie hanging in their cages?
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07-17-2007, 03:33 AM | #36 |
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Gay women are harder to detect. The mullet haired flannel wearing lesbians are easy. I suggest asking a spouse-to-be to make out with a hot chick. If she'll do it, enjoy the show, then walk away.
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07-17-2007, 03:33 AM | #37 |
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I see. A kind of "get what you can" thing.
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07-17-2007, 03:35 AM | #38 |
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I don't want to ruin your family fun, but you may want to consider a trap or maybe some cyanide to rid your house of the pervert mice.
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07-17-2007, 03:37 AM | #39 |
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Peanut butter works better than cheese for this.
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07-17-2007, 05:47 AM | #40 |
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So this women wants to marry a guy who has never masturbated before yet at some point she is going to ask him to put a dress on. I can't imagine their are to many guys out there like that.
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