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Demiurge
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Yellow teeth and coffee breath are nasty.
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I think some commandments just creep into existence. Take for example R-Rated movies and not dating until you're 16. These started as general counsel but have taken a strong foothold among members. Now they seem to be semi-commandments. Twenty years from now they might be full-blown commandments and used as a barometer of member worthiness.
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Charon
Join Date: Jan 2006
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I can think of dozens of things that are nasty to me. But none of which should be reasons for denying baptism or a temple recommend.
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Maybe because one day as armageddon is in full force, and the saints rush to zion, there will be breath sniffers at the gate. Coffee, tobacco, and alcohol all have distinctive oral odors. I think I may be on to something!
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I must not tell lies
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Is it too late to pipe in with the joke about the BYU coed putting on her shirt and going home in disgust because her member boyfriend opened a can of beer?
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I think there is little correlation between going to church and being a better person. In fact, the less I am around members the more I like the church. :-)
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Charon
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At the same time, that particular story has been used and abused in many an argument historically ("we are not sure why blacks can't get the priesthood, but it is God's will"). Not the strongest fallback position, if you ask me. It basically concedes that a particular doctrine/issue just doesn't make sense.
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