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MikeWaters · 01-23-2007, 03:42 PM

a ways back, my mission quad was basically destroyed when it was submerged in my car during a tropical storm. I still have it, but it is unreadable. It's permanently fanned open.

so I have a new quad, with no markings. and here's where I need someone: my scriptures look brand new. The pages don't have that "read 50 times look." They have that "read zero times look." And this doesn't look good. I wish they sold pre-read scriptures.

SeattleUte · 01-23-2007, 03:47 PM

Great business idea. Like pre-washed and faded jeans.

jay santos · 01-23-2007, 03:55 PM

This is why when you need new scriptures you buy them at DI. Plus they cost like 25 cents.

razor blades = no
underwear = no

scriptures = yes

01-23-2007, 03:42 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,368	need someone to read my scriptures a ways back, my mission quad was basically destroyed when it was submerged in my car during a tropical storm. I still have it, but it is unreadable. It's permanently fanned open. so I have a new quad, with no markings. and here's where I need someone: my scriptures look brand new. The pages don't have that "read 50 times look." They have that "read zero times look." And this doesn't look good. I wish they sold pre-read scriptures.

01-23-2007, 03:47 PM	#2
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	Great business idea. Like pre-washed and faded jeans. __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

01-23-2007, 03:55 PM	#3
jay santos Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,177	This is why when you need new scriptures you buy them at DI. Plus they cost like 25 cents. razor blades = no underwear = no scriptures = yes