After a thorough analysis, I'm voting Ohbama.....

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Reasons:

1) The world will be a better and safer place for my children. Everyone will like us.

2) My taxes will go down. Someone else's will go up to offset my decrease. Worst case, the economy tanks and interest rates shoot through the roof. But then I remember 12% interest rates for savings under Carter. Bring those rates back. Those are better returns than my 401K has been getting lately.

3) More future democrats will be aborted.

4) Our healthcare system will improve from 25th to the Top 10 in the world. And it won't cost me anything.

5) Everyone will be employed and thus welfare will go away.

6) Gay couples will be able to marry and procreate.........oops, I got confused.

7) Hollywood will be happier.

8) I won't need to put another drop of gas into my cars and my house will be powered by a windmill.

Did I forget anything? I wish election day was tomorrow.

I give you my word..........I am voting for Ohbama!