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Old 09-04-2008, 07:54 PM   #1
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Default Sierra Club sent me two backpacks

One tan, and one black.

FM, did you get yours?
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Old 09-04-2008, 07:55 PM   #2
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One tan, and one black.

FM, did you get yours?
Yeah I got the tan one.
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Old 09-04-2008, 07:57 PM   #3
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Yeah I got the tan one.
didn't get the black one too? Maybe they realized my heart was in it, and yours wasn't as pure.
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:02 PM   #4
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didn't get the black one too? Maybe they realized my heart was in it, and yours wasn't as pure.
Did they send you the 25 page brochure outlining how they are at the foreskin of the enviro nazi front?

I about crapped my pants laughing when that overloaded novel filled up the mailbox, and then they proceeded to tell me how we should donate to save the wild areas from loggers. Talk about irony?

I sent them a letter back telling them that next time they should just try emailing their propaganda to people and then they would only be utilizing power produced from carbon spewing coal power plants, and not wasting thousands, if not millions of tons of paper products along with the carbon from the power plants.

I suppose as long as they have theirs, it's all good?
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didn't get the black one too? Maybe they realized my heart was in it, and yours wasn't as pure.
Next time I change the oil on my car in the driveway, I can use it to sop up the mess I make and then burn it in the campfire.
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Did they send you the 25 page brochure outlining how they are at the foreskin of the enviro nazi front?

I about crapped my pants laughing when that overloaded novel filled up the mailbox, and then they proceeded to tell me how we should donate to save the wild areas from loggers. Talk about irony?

I sent them a letter back telling them that next time they should just try emailing their propaganda to people and then they would only be utilizing power produced from carbon spewing coal power plants, and not wasting thousands, if not millions of tons of paper products along with the carbon from the power plants.

I suppose as long as they have theirs, it's all good?
I hope the river floods your van.
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Next time I change the oil on my car in the driveway, I can use it to sop up the mess I make and then burn it in the campfire.
I hope you get oil in your eye.
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:45 PM   #8
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Next time I change the oil on my car in the driveway, I can use it to sop up the mess I make and then burn it in the campfire.
What's to clean up? Just pull one side of your car up on the curb over the storm drain and let the oil out there. Flows right down into the creek and away to who knows where.

Problem solved with the added bonus that you don't have to keep any oily rags in your garage that might catch fire.
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:58 PM   #9
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What's to clean up? Just pull one side of your car up on the curb over the storm drain and let the oil out there. Flows right down into the creek and away to who knows where.

Problem solved with the added bonus that you don't have to keep any oily rags in your garage that might catch fire.
That is a good idea, sure beats what I normally do which is pull out in the the woods and drain my oil in to an animal burrow. Then I just fill it in with dirt.
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That is a good idea, sure beats what I normally do which is pull out in the the woods and drain my oil in to an animal burrow. Then I just fill it in with dirt.
Nothing to fill in here, just drain and go. Out of sight, out of mind.
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