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pelagius · 07-11-2008, 07:12 PM

Its easy to summarize:

1) Satan is the chief strategist for those against the amendment
2) This is the new front of the war that started in heaven
3) Therefore, if you are against it you are a minion of Satan

Archaea · 07-11-2008, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelagius

Its easy to summarize:

1) Satan is the chief strategist for those against the amendment
2) This is the new front of the war that started in heaven
3) Therefore, if you are against it you are a minion of Satan

Thank you for the executive summary. As a minion, I need to do some dirty work.

SteelBlue · 07-11-2008, 07:42 PM

That was brilliant. First you reference the war in heaven. Then you go on for 50 paragraphs about what "probably" really happened in said war. Next you compare the arguments against prop. 8 to those arguments Satan "probably" made (but you actually made) and wouldn't you know it, you find them "eerily similar". Who let that guy into Stanford?

Oh, and as usual there's no explanation as to why gay marriage will bring horrors upon our society. Only that it will.

07-11-2008, 07:12 PM	#11
pelagius Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,431	Its easy to summarize: 1) Satan is the chief strategist for those against the amendment 2) This is the new front of the war that started in heaven 3) Therefore, if you are against it you are a minion of Satan Last edited by pelagius; 07-11-2008 at 07:14 PM.

07-11-2008, 07:42 PM	#13
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	That was brilliant. First you reference the war in heaven. Then you go on for 50 paragraphs about what "probably" really happened in said war. Next you compare the arguments against prop. 8 to those arguments Satan "probably" made (but you actually made) and wouldn't you know it, you find them "eerily similar". Who let that guy into Stanford? Oh, and as usual there's no explanation as to why gay marriage will bring horrors upon our society. Only that it will.