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Today's lesson was on keeping the Sabbath day holy.
Instructor: What sorts of activity are good to do on the Sabbath? Is it okay to spend time with your wife? Me: What are you asking? Are you asking whether it is okay to have sex on the Sabbath? Of course it is. |
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Sunday naps are the best.
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Nice.
I actually felt pretty bad because after I said it the instructor turned bright red and couldn't speak for about 2 minutes. I talked to him after and he had recovered but he was pretty startled when it happened. Last edited by pelagius; 08-19-2007 at 05:12 PM. |
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I'm going to use this in the 31-45 Singles Ward.
That will go over awewsome. ![]()
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My response when this came up was that it was better for me to have sex with my wife on the Sabbath than for somebody else to have sex with her.
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I had to teach today's lesson. What a pain. The Sabbath lesson is pretty hard because it can easily devolve into a can and can't argument. Our lesson went pretty well, but not as exciting as a nice discussion of Sunday intercourse.
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I see nothing wrong with changing your oil on Sunday. However, not all minit-lubes are open on Sunday. I would think that would be especially true in the Provo-Orem area.
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So you specialized in the minit- or insta-lube variety, and you wonder why you're single?
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Yes... And that argument can spill over into IM conversations with family members in Utah.
Apparently my brother-in-law wasn't satisfied with the thoughts of his own EQ so he decided to hijack my Sunday chat with my little sister to argue with me... |
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