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View Poll Results: What race is God? | |||
White |
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3 | 17.65% |
Black |
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2 | 11.76% |
Asian |
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1 | 5.88% |
Hispanic |
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0 | 0% |
Jewish |
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0 | 0% |
Pacific Islander |
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1 | 5.88% |
Other |
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10 | 58.82% |
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#1 |
Formerly known as MudPhudCoug
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Land of desolation
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What race is God?
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#2 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: NOVA
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His hair was white like lamb's wool, his feet like burnt brass. He's black.
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#3 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Haven't you heard the James Taylor Christmas song?
Some children see Him lily white, The baby Jesus born this night. Some children see Him lily white, With tresses soft and fair. Some children see Him bronzed and brown, The Lord of heav'n to earth come down. Some children see Him bronzed and brown, With dark and heavy hair. Some children see Him almond-eyed, This Savior whom we kneel beside. Some children see Him almond-eyed, With skin of yellow hue. Some children see Him dark as they, Sweet Mary's Son to whom we pray. Some children see him dark as they, And, ah! they love Him, too! The children in each different place Will see the baby Jesus' face Like theirs, but bright with heavenly grace, And filled with holy light. O lay aside each earthly thing And with thy heart as offering, Come worship now the infant King. 'Tis love that's born tonight! |
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#4 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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I had a fun time on a bus ride on my mission with a guy trying to convince me Jesus was black.
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: WA
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Cablinasian. Must be. Have you ever seen Tiger swing a club?
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#6 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Utah
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I'm not sure if he or she is black or white, but I'd bet a million dollars GOD is a Republican.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah.
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Just make that half circle on the "P" a bit larger in GOP and what do we have?
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