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Old 08-27-2008, 03:55 PM   #1
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Default If Goatnapper designed wedding dresses............

I have a feeling this is what they would look like.

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Old 08-27-2008, 05:35 PM   #2
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Good thing she's one of those with nipples on the bottom quarter of her boobs.
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:56 PM   #3
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I have a feeling this is what they would look like.

Hey - she's missing half of her dress! I hope someone lets her know before she gets embarrassed.
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Old 08-27-2008, 09:18 PM   #4
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There are pretty much only 2 tangible things from your wedding day that endure: the rings and the photos.

I am sure she will be very proud of those pics in 20 years.
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Old 08-27-2008, 09:25 PM   #5
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There are pretty much only 2 tangible things from your wedding day that endure: the rings and the photos.

I am sure she will be very proud of those pics in 20 years.
For her, there are 2 other tangible things. Funny that they make that dress in white.
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:58 PM   #6
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There are pretty much only 2 tangible things from your wedding day that endure: the rings and the photos.

I am sure she will be very proud of those pics in 20 years.
I am sure those pictures will be in a box in 20 years when she's working on her 2nd or 3rd marriage.
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:40 PM   #7
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Too bad she doesn't have a tramp stamp on one of those hooters. That would make the ensemble complete.
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