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View Poll Results: How often does your spouse fart in front of you? | |||
Every few minutes | 2 | 8.00% | |
More than once an hour | 0 | 0% | |
About once an hour | 1 | 4.00% | |
About once a day | 5 | 20.00% | |
About once a week | 4 | 16.00% | |
About once a month | 4 | 16.00% | |
More than once a year | 2 | 8.00% | |
Less than once a year | 3 | 12.00% | |
I have never heard my spouse fart. | 4 | 16.00% | |
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12-13-2007, 02:40 AM | #1 |
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How often does your spouse fart in front of you?
In two years of marriage, I have never heard my wife fart.
I'm wondering what is the norm. |
12-13-2007, 02:56 AM | #2 |
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Very rarely. Usually it is behind me. Badda boom.
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12-13-2007, 03:12 AM | #3 |
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Creekster gives himself a *rimshot*
nice!
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12-13-2007, 03:20 AM | #4 |
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Are you being lewd?
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12-13-2007, 03:32 AM | #5 |
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You are the one who did it to yourself, not me.
Let's meet in person to discuss over lunch. Tossed salad?
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12-13-2007, 03:36 AM | #6 |
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12-13-2007, 03:44 AM | #7 |
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Apologies. How can I make it up to you? Do you like jewelry?
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12-13-2007, 03:50 AM | #8 |
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12-13-2007, 04:47 AM | #9 | |
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Quote:
If you do come, dress appropriately...
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12-13-2007, 04:55 AM | #10 |
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