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Storytime: The new peep show
Today at toddler story time a very pregnant woman came in wearing a very short leopard print dress that was quite low cut in the front. When she sat down on the floor her very pregnant belly pushed up on her breasts so much that one nearly popped right out. It was out enough that I could see a fair amount of areola. I wondered if I should say anything to her, but then I thought maybe that was the desired effect.
Awhile back at a different story time I was sitting behind most of the moms on a chair while the others sat with their kids on the floor. I counted four butt cracks thanks to the ever popular low rise jean style. Paranoid, I reached my hand around my back to check the level on my own jeans and found to my dismay, that if it was not for my granny garments, I too would be doing the plumber. The things you see at story time... |
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What possible reason would you have to glance in the direction of someone's rear end if they are sitting down near you?
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