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Happy Birthday Mr.president
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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see President George Bush and Vice-President Dick Cheney before I die," whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Bush and Cheney would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Bush commented to Cheney, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Cheney couldn't help but agree. When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Bush's hand in his right hand and Cheney's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally President Bush spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?" The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." "Amen" said Bush. "Amen" said Cheney. The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
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That second post is a funny joke.
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president Bush celebrated his birthday turning to 61 ..cool huh? so i was wondering what would be CG guys birthday gift for him . "got something smart to say to president Bush?"
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And I had no idea that it was his birthday. Leave it to the person half-way around the world to fill me in... |
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its one of my favorite about him http://youtube.com/watch?v=jVYY9Z7eH9g and also this one. http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKDdF6vfjoo why not making all people around the world feel like these people with good intention and honorably performance.
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I'll take Bush over Ahmenijad any day of the week.
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i would be surprised if you werenot.. and its spelled "ahmadinejad" if you dont mind !
A kazakh man underwent 10 mintes breathless held in a tiny box as a gift for kazakhestan president ...i am watching the video right now . so whats your gift for your president??
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not bad!
your avatar always reminds of NK cells by the way.
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