Do you have the time?

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Moshe is waiting on the platform at the station. He notices a Jewish
man standing nearby and asks him for the time. But the man ignores
him. Moshe then asks him again, and the man responds in the same way.

Frustrated, Moshe asks, 'Excuse me, but I've asked you for the time twice,
why are you ignoring me?'

Suddenly, the man looks up and says,

'We're both waiting for the train, if I answer you, then when we get
on the train you will come and sit next to me, we will probably start
talking, and I may invite you to my house for Shabbat, there you will
meet my daughter, you will probably like her, you may eventually want
to marry her, and to be honest with you, WHY WOULD I WANT A SON IN LAW WHO CAN'T AFFORD A WATCH?"