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Old 01-18-2007, 05:18 AM   #41
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That is definitely an example of my sense of humor. And no, I don't mind joking about foibles, but I take ultimate reality and the claims of the Bible very seriously. It is worth noting that there is no joking in the Bible, at all. That doesn't preclude humor from legitimate human experience, but it sure does show how serious the authors of the Bible were, not to mention God himself.

I wasn't personally offended at the second diary entry (as though you hurt my feelings--this seems to be a motif Mormons love to use), but I did feel it wrong not to stick up for her and say something about it.
No joking in the bible? Are you serious? Prophets use satire almost as much as they use prophecy. For example:

1 Kings 18:27-- "And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked."

Read Satire and the Hebrew Prophets by Thomas Jemielity sometime.
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:29 AM   #42
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No joking in the bible? Are you serious? Prophets use satire almost as much as they use prophecy. For example:

1 Kings 18:27-- "And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked."

Read Satire and the Hebrew Prophets by Thomas Jemielity sometime.
Yeah, I always got a kick out of that one.

But Elisha apparently had a very poor sense of humor (and a short temper):

2 Kings 2

23 ¶ And he went up from thence unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth alittle children out of the city, and bmockedbald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
him, and said unto him, Go up, thou c
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Old 01-18-2007, 07:28 AM   #43
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We feel free to throw hermeneutics out of the window."
Sorry - for some reason, I have a vision of Harry Potter tossing a post-operational transsexual midget out a plate glass window.
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Old 01-18-2007, 02:24 PM   #44
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All-American, there is definitely satire, but it takes the form of biting criticism of sin. Hardly the kind of light-hearted humor people look for.
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Old 01-18-2007, 02:29 PM   #45
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Are you suggesting you don't like it when people degrade something you hold dear? Ah, the irony.
Even better....he is offended when others use the tactic of taking a quote out of context to use it as a tool of mockery.
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Some things aren't worth joking about, because of their value.

Apparently masonic handshakes are more valuable than the honor of a man's wife?
Yeah he does have a sense of humor.
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Old 01-18-2007, 02:44 PM   #47
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All-American, there is definitely satire, but it takes the form of biting criticism of sin. Hardly the kind of light-hearted humor people look for.
So did Elijah consider being bald to be a sin? The founder of Rogaine must have a special place set aside for him in the Kingdom of Heaven.

I have to say, though, you have the perfect name for a missionary.

Whose the man who would risk his life for his brother man? SHAF!

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