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Old 07-25-2007, 01:11 AM   #41
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For the record I think a man is usually lying his ass off when he says he doesn't like a bigger rack. Be it natural or fake.
1. I believe that there are a large number of men (don't know whether it is 5% or 50%) who really do like smaller chests.

2. Having said that, if an overly large-chested woman walks into a room, 100% of the men in the room will notice. Intently.

3. It surely says something about men (though it was entirely predictable) that a discussion that started on counsel regarding plastic surgery has turned into a discussion on breast size.
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:12 AM   #42
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someone's wife here on this board has the most famous rack of all the wives on the board. I won't say who.
My wife and I appreciate your discretion.
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:13 AM   #43
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My wife and I appreciate your discretion.
even if your wife is Pamela Anderson, its' not her.
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:13 AM   #44
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Good work. It's not really a hint; he seems pretty clear to me.
Yeah....we could all learn to follow the prophets and apostles closer couldn't we?
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:15 AM   #45
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Bigger than what? What if they're already big?
Then in my best Homer impersonation I say..."WOOHOO!"
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:21 AM   #46
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someone's wife here on this board has the most famous rack of all the wives on the board. I won't say who.
You shameless tease.
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:12 PM   #47
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This is spot on. There is no good reason against multiple piercings just as there is no good reason not to enjoy a glass of fine wine with a formal dinner just as there is no good reason for wearing garments. . . . . .

Forced obedience to our 1950s IBM corporate/Victorian era ideal hybrid culture is all too often the name of the game in the church today. We substitute it for righteousness because it is an easy and decent proxy for true righteousness.

I'm still not sure why the real thing isn't held up as the standard however.
Men rejoice at being led like cattle again, with the terrible gift of freedom that brought them so much suffering removed from them . . . . We will convince them that they will only be free when they have surrendered their freedom and submitted to us . . . . Freedom, free thought, and science will lead them into such straits and will bring them face to face with such marvels and insoluble mysteries, that some of them, the fierce and rebellious, will destroy themselves, others, rebellious but weak, will destroy one another, while the rest, weak and unhappy, will crawl fawning to our feet and whine to us: “Yes, you were right, you alone possess His mystery, and we come back to you, save us from ourselves!”

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Old 07-25-2007, 05:22 PM   #48
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I'm probably going to hell for this post alone. Oh well.
I am quite certain this is not true. You have many other posts that would also be sufficient.
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So you pick your poison--
Here's the top ten ranking (for long term relationship; trust me):

1) brain

2) mouth

3) chin

4) voice box

5) eyes

6) buttocks

7) legs

8) arms

9) hair

10) breasts

They all matter. But as you can see, breasts barely make the top 10, and there's a broad range that's adequate. If you want to tie an anvil to yourself for life, marry an unintelligent woman.
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Here's the top ten ranking (for long term relationship; trust me):

1) brain

2) mouth

3) chin

4) voice box

5) eyes

6) buttocks

7) legs

8) arms

9) hair

10) breasts

They all matter. But as you can see, breasts barely make the top 10, and there's a broad range that's adequate. If you want to tie an anvil to yourself for life, marry an unintelligent woman.
Not a bad list, SU. And amen on brains being #1. But the order of your ranking has me puzzled. You would rank chin #3? Above both buttocks and breasts? And arms above breasts? I am trying to imagine what an unacceptable set of arms looks like. Help me out here. That seems very odd.
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