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-This "Gay To- Do List" was obviously written by a non-gay type person. Please see added comments in bold. 1. Go shopping for some fabulous shoes [a gay man would refer to shoes as PUMPS] 2. Work out [ as this to me means "working out" time to grab a Wendy's Double, I can't answer for all of "we"] 3. Take Peanut for his weekly grooming [gay men do not name their dog in any context that might refer to genitalia size. Even a small pink Poodle would be named Killer] 4. Wash the Miata [with so much expendable income, we employ others to do mundane tasks] 5. Get Married [only if following a series of fabulous pre-nuptial brunches] 6. Ruin all heterosexual marriages [as 1/2 of these marriages end in divorce, "we" concentrate on 1/2 rather than "all"] 7. Turn 4 children gay [as of 09/14/85 the quota was reduced to 3 per day] 8. Make a dinner of spicy ginger tofu with garlic snap peas [tofu is so 2001 straight and references to "snap" are dated ] 9. Pray to Lucifer [gays refer to Satan nowadays as "Dick Cheney"] 10. Go to bed [after deciding which one of the 312 sex partners "we" have had in a 24 hour period to join in slumber] Personally, I would offer this for The Homosexual Agenda: http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html |
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Talk about a nut case..........calm down Babs.
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