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Did this persons speak German? Would, and they were all men in my situation, he attend church despite the attitude of the local members? If they didn't speak German and didn't live near an English speaking ward, wouldn't stop drinking and smoking what good did it do? If somebody wanted to be taught, we taught that person as we were dying to find those, but there were no African barrios in Germany, simply immigrant barrios. And immigrants, mostly Turks, had no language skills and being Muslim, had less interest than Germans. You know not of which you speak. I imagine I contacted more persons than you can imagine. In just one of my areas, we calculated I had 250,000 persons to talk to. For the record, I taught, Ghanans, Nigerians, South Africans, Pakistanis, Iranians, Russians, Serbs, Croats, Chinese, French (two girls), Pols, Italians, Spaniards. In one week, when we taught 0 discussions, I tracted 40 hours and street worked another 60 hours, it was our pinhead week. I believe we counted 300 persons we contacted without success. On an average week we may have contacted 100 to 150 persons without success. Was I particularly effective? Probably not but above average, if numbers mean anything, which they don't. You cannot understand the numbers. We have roughly 150 missionaries and many companionships would go weeks without teaching a single discussion. And when we taught them, we taught only the first and almost never got a follow up meeting. "Hey dude, we're all the way from America and like to take about something that makes us happy." "Got a match?" "Oh you're religious nuts, go f.. yourselves." IT was surreal. Dali's paintings went through my mind constantly.
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Unfortunately, this never happened. Instead, over those two years, I met the fat, elderly widow of every soldier who died on the Russian Front, as well as most every Yugoslav guest worker (for whom our approach consisted of shouting "WE ARE FROM THE CHURCH OF KRESIMIR COSIC!!!!"). Shouting offsets any language deficiencies. My companions and I spent every P-Day at art museums or historical sites, and we founded the Austria Konditorei Association, an organization devoted to sampling the finest in Alpine pastries; members were required to sample at least five pastries a week and provide written reviews. We actually baptized a few Austrians based solely on testimonies of the Gospel without any athletics or financial incentives. Still, with no Elke or Senta sightings, I regard my mission has having had only mixed success. |
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I had a zone leader say that missionary work is partly finding the elect, and partly preparing others for their future judgment, so Christ could say with accuracy "you rejected my word on X day at X hour." It was his motivation to keep working while in difficult areas, so he would feel like he was still accomplishing something.
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Just reading these stories and thinking about my own it seems the darker the skin is of the people you were interacting with the greater were your chances for success. I served 11 months with cold, hockey playing whites and 13 months with fun, heavy drinking Indians. We had a lot more success on the reserves then we ever did in the city. My neighbor who is in Africa right now is baptizing about a family a week. Other then having Malaria five times things seem to be going well for him. With the churches past history it seems a little ironic.
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I credit all that I have experienced both spiritually and temporally to the influence the Church and its members have had in my life. I will always be greatful for that family the bishop assigned to give us a ride to Church every Sunday after we were baptized. It was out of their way and it took time and effort to haul five kids to Church and back. As we were taught the Gospel my family recognized the need to be self sufficient and within a few months I obtained my license, my mother scraped enough money to buy an old car and we have been self sufficient ever since. |
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there are only two YM in my ward who are not part-latino. And only one of two is white.
No latinos and at least a quarter of my stake disappears. |
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I also tracted into a full on orgy once and the door was answered by a completely nude man and a completely nude woman who were both giggling. In the background were many people in assorted states of, um, activity. My companion just stared. I said we had a message but it would probably be better if we came back later. The woman giggled something about us coming anytime we wanted to. We thanked her and we left. We stopped tracting that night and just went home.
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