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[marsupial]

Originally Posted by Archaea

Women can cross large deserts of abstaining for life giving water, fill up quickly and abstain for long periods. Women's needs pale in comparison the male needs. Male needs are constant; women's needs are hard to define, but they are not very vibrant, and can be easily subordinated to other interests.

Men CAN exercise control but traditionally prefer not to. Those that do are called MONKS, and usually require pyschotropic medication.

I typically think the more a woman drinks the thirstier she gets. But you're right. Without an oasis around, she starts to forget how good it feels to be hydrated.

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by marsupial

I typically think the more a woman drinks the thirstier she gets. But you're right. Without an oasis around, she starts to forget how good it feels to be hydrated.

But women are the ones creating the desert. If they only weren't so interested in other things, we'd have no need of an oasis.

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by marsupial

I typically think the more a woman drinks the thirstier she gets. But you're right. Without an oasis around, she starts to forget how good it feels to be hydrated.

or maybe it's just a crappy oasis.

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by Archaea

Not really being in the swing of things, I'm not certain how it works. There is only one publicly known swing club here. I suppose there might be more, but one made the newspaper so everybody else became aware of it.

For those interested, this one received notoriety.

http://www.greendoorlasvegas.com/pictures.php

Wow, are you telling me you live near this place and you've never stopped by?? I don't even think we have swing clubs in oklahoma.

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

or maybe it's just a crappy oasis.

Men are not as picky; for women, they all require the Four Seasons, even if all they're offering a quick drink from the water fountain. No stay is ever good enough.

Men would be just as happy staying at the Holiday Inn instead of paying for the Four Seasons or the Ritz.

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

or maybe it's just a crappy oasis.

True. She could be really thirsty and stuck with an oasis that only gives brown, yucky water.

[myboynoah]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

or maybe it's just a crappy oasis.

See what happens when we let women post freely on this site. It turns in the stinking The View.

[BigFatMeanie]

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[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie

Ladies: Are you tired of your old yucky oasis? Looking for a relaxing new oasis where you're treated like the queen you truly are? Then come on over to BigFatMeanie's Desert Oasis!***

No vacancies?! Figures. <affected sigh> Besides, you must have misunderstood. We're talking about camels not ladies.

[BigFatMeanie]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

No vacancies?! Figures. <affected sigh> Besides, you must have misunderstood. We're talking about camels not ladies.

What I meant to say was "Lady Camels". Men Camels are not welcome at BigFatMeanies Desert Oasis.