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MikeWaters · 08-10-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

I'm not sure that's an over/under type of bet, but I'd put the odds at 1,000:1

"When I was a young man, I was enticed to watch the movie 'Top Gun' with friends. I was young, and to that point, naive. As the movie unfolded, feelings stirred within me. Strange feelings. Dark feelings. I soon began to seek out beach volleyball pickup games with young men, it was exciting, but not in a godly way. And then one day there appeared Sheila. At the beach volleyball game there, no member would have considered her swimsuit appropriate. She was resplendent, yeah, she was bursting out. Something different stirred in me. Something righteous. I never played volleyball again. But even then the path was dangerous. I soon began to hang out at the 7-11 magazine racks, at one particular 7-11 where the magazines did not have plastic covers..."

Yeah, I don't think this is going to happen.

Cali Coug · 08-10-2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

First, I didn't say it was ONLY with me.

Yeah, you're one of the prime offenders of misinterpreting what other people say, and your response to scottie just reinforced that point.

In order for you to know whether I am misinterpreting something, you would have to know with a certainty what was intended to be communicated. The only way to know with a certainty is for you to be the speaker, which is why my comment was directed only at you and your statements (which you have noted are frequently misinterpreted, despite your abundant attempts at clarifying).

Cali Coug · 08-10-2007, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Tex

Cali "misunderstands" and distorts. Shocker.

My guess for apostle is George P. Lee.

Tex adds nothing of substance to the thread.

Shocker.

Tex · 08-10-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cali Coug

In order for you to know whether I am misinterpreting something, you would have to know with a certainty what was intended to be communicated. The only way to know with a certainty is for you to be the speaker, which is why my comment was directed only at you and your statements (which you have noted are frequently misinterpreted, despite your abundant attempts at clarifying).

I love lawyers.

Indy Coug · 08-10-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cali Coug

In order for you to know whether I am misinterpreting something, you would have to know with a certainty what was intended to be communicated. The only way to know with a certainty is for you to be the speaker, which is why my comment was directed only at you and your statements (which you have noted are frequently misinterpreted, despite your abundant attempts at clarifying).

Blah blah blah. Apparently the reason why I have to resort to abundant attempts is because geniuses like you are reading them. And on that note, I'm getting off this merry-go-round.

MikeWaters · 08-10-2007, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

"When I was a young man, I was enticed to watch the movie 'Top Gun' with friends. I was young, and to that point, naive. As the movie unfolded, feelings stirred within me. Strange feelings. Dark feelings. I soon began to seek out beach volleyball pickup games with young men, it was exciting, but not in a godly way. And then one day there appeared Sheila. At the beach volleyball game there, no member would have considered her swimsuit appropriate. She was resplendent, yeah, she was bursting out. Something different stirred in me. Something righteous. I never played volleyball again. But even then the path was dangerous. I soon began to hang out at the 7-11 magazine racks, at one particular 7-11 where the magazines did not have plastic covers..."

Yeah, I don't think this is going to happen.

Hey guys, I made a funny.

Indy Coug · 08-10-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Hey guys, I made a funny.

What movie is that from?

Cali Coug · 08-10-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

Blah blah blah. Apparently the reason why I have to resort to abundant attempts is because geniuses like you are reading them. And on that note, I'm getting off this merry-go-round.

Yes- its the rest of us, not you.

MikeWaters · 08-10-2007, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

What movie is that from?

I was writing an imagine conference talk by the apostle who has conquered same-sex attraction as well as opposite-sex pornography.

Venkman · 08-10-2007, 10:44 PM

The next Apostle should be R. LaVell Edwards. Save Presidents Kimball and Hinkley, who has done more for the Church in the last 50 years?

You ALUF's can try to deny it, but it's true.

08-10-2007, 10:44 PM	#40
Venkman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Jordan, UT Posts: 1,799	The next Apostle should be R. LaVell Edwards. Save Presidents Kimball and Hinkley, who has done more for the Church in the last 50 years? You ALUF's can try to deny it, but it's true.