06-20-2008, 07:33 PM | #31 | |
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Don't you weigh your food, measure before meals, and make certain you have proper proportions?
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06-20-2008, 07:38 PM | #32 |
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06-20-2008, 07:45 PM | #33 |
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I have to go with YOhio on this one.
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06-20-2008, 08:35 PM | #34 | |
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06-20-2008, 08:47 PM | #35 |
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If you want to look like Santa and have the aortas of ninety year olds, go ahead.
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06-20-2008, 09:07 PM | #36 |
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I'm eating sticks of butter straight up. My aortas can screw right off.
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06-20-2008, 10:08 PM | #37 | |
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Which is the best cardiovascular hospital in Wyoming? Make certain make an appointment in a couple of years.
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06-20-2008, 10:21 PM | #38 |
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That's good. My grandpa used to say we need plenty of fat and cholesterol to lube our arteries and keep the blood flowing. He lived past 90, so he must have been right.
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