03-30-2007, 04:56 PM | #21 |
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Apologies. Mohammed negotiated from fifty to five prayers.
The story of Mirage is one of the longest hadiths in the Bukhari. Reportedly, after getting frequent advice from Moses by going up and down between the sixth and seventh heaven, Muhammad negotiated with God to reduce the number of prayers from 50 times a day (one prayer for every 28 minutes) to 5 times a day. This hadith portrays Muhammad as a compassionate union leader saving his people from God's unmerciful and impossible demand. http://www.yuksel.org/e/religion/salaat.htm
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03-30-2007, 04:56 PM | #22 |
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I would also be happy to comare urinalyses with anyone here challenging me to physical contests. That's all I'm going to say about that.
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03-30-2007, 04:56 PM | #23 |
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This made me laugh out loud.
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03-30-2007, 05:00 PM | #24 |
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I don't speak Latin and my Spanish is horrible, but comare sounds a lot like Comer meaning to eat. So if anybody is eating another's urinalyses, I'll skip participating in that party.
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