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A very interesting lesson here about how people often tend to go beyond the plain interpretation of things.
(Assuming it's an accurate direct quote) here's the quote from the Church Handbook: Quote:
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I think I see a little more clearly how the restrictions against caffeine came to be.
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Whoops, my bad, Johnny Lingo - you just linked to the quote by El Paso Coug. I shouldn't have attributed the quote to you.
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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug |
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Also, do you get your same exact atoms back? What if when you died your decroded flesh atoms were eaten by a gnat, got into his sperm and then into a baby gnat. Would you have to have a fight with the gnat to see who got it?
I probably have a lot of atoms from big strong caveman dude with a big club. he'll win the fight for a lot of the atoms and so when i get resurected i will be missing an ankle, an armpit, 832983 pieces of hair and a bicuspid. That will really suck. What if a few of my atoms decay and emit an alpha particle or something? Those will be hard to find. They could be absorbed by another atom and I'd wind up wrestling with a tomato plant over a Boron atom. Regards, Brian |
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