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Old 01-26-2006, 08:26 PM   #21
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Old 01-26-2006, 08:40 PM   #22
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Old 01-26-2006, 08:44 PM   #23
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So, how do people that say the 'butt is just a poop chute,' explain all of those specialized nerves in that area? If the nerves have nothing to do with sex, then enjoying them in the privacy of your own shower has nothing to do with sin, right? At least not any more than the pleasure of a good back scratch.
I think you need to take an anatomy class if you really think that your nerves in your but are for sexual pleasure.

There are specilized nerves but they have a purpose that has nothing to do with sex.
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Old 01-26-2006, 08:55 PM   #25
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So, how do people that say the 'butt is just a poop chute,' explain all of those specialized nerves in that area? If the nerves have nothing to do with sex, then enjoying them in the privacy of your own shower has nothing to do with sin, right? At least not any more than the pleasure of a good back scratch.
When I scratch my back with a coat hanger, I am not masturbating, though it feels good. When I rub my wife's feet, I am not having sex with her. Just because something is pleasurable does make it sexual. Like I said before, sticking something up your butt isn't sexual unless you make it sexual. I suppose scratching your back could be percieved as sexual if you are imagining a naked Salma Hayak while you are scratching, but pleasure in and of itself is not sexual.
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When I scratch my back with a coat hanger, I am not masturbating, though it feels good. When I rub my wife's feet, I am not having sex with her. Just because something is pleasurable does make it sexual. Like I said before, sticking something up your butt isn't sexual unless you make it sexual. I suppose scratching your back could be percieved as sexual if you are imagining a naked Salma Hayak while you are scratching, but pleasure in and of itself is not sexual.
Thats good to know, I was about to get a divorce because I saw my wife enjoying some cake with her family. I just thought that she was really sick and disgusting to do something as pleasureable as eating cake with her family.
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Old 01-27-2006, 05:45 AM   #29
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If God did not make the butt a sex organ, then sticking things up your butt for fun and profit is not sex.
Okay, sticking things up your butt for pleasure - that at least is something that if I squint real hard, I can remotely imagine someone having fun with it.

But that part about sticking things up your butt for profit? How does that work? Does some big burly guy pop out of an alley and say, "Hey, buddy, I'll give you $20 if you stick this tabasco bottle up your butt." "Okay."

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There are piles of pleasure receptors around the anus and up through the lower part of the GI tract.
I have to say I do enjoy a nice big dump every once in a while.
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