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07-18-2007, 05:38 PM | #22 | |
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"Wow, you're so skinny! It must be nice not to be big and fat like me..." "Wow, look at your tiny little lunch. No wonder you're like a size zero or whatever." !? Awkward as hell. |
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07-18-2007, 05:40 PM | #23 | |
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As for your productivity argument, since August 2005 you have posted to this board over 8000 times, an average of about 12 per day. I'm guessing that the internet is a greater drag on America's productivity than obesity.
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07-18-2007, 05:42 PM | #24 | |
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"Yes, it is nice not being big and fat like you." "Yep, this is why I don't have to buy my wardrobe at an awning shop."
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What about those electronic carts that morbidly obese persons use to get around?
It really is odd to see it in the casino, oxygen bottle in hand, attached to nose in an electronic cart, and barely able to move otherwise.
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07-18-2007, 05:43 PM | #26 | |
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The appointment is at noon. In all honesty, I'm completely freaked about it. I was showing the x-rays to my coworkers and after a minute of studying it my boss handed it back to me and said "Well BDB I'm glad it's you and not me. We won't be counting on seeing you back here anytime before Friday. Do you have someone that can come pick you up afterwards in case you can't drive? Why don't you give me a little update on where you are with your projects and deadlines before you leave." |
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07-18-2007, 05:44 PM | #27 |
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When you're that sick and out of shape, all that's left for you to do is to pull a slot-puller-thingy and push video poker buttons.
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07-18-2007, 05:48 PM | #28 |
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you dont even pull the slot handle anymore, they have added a spin button
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07-18-2007, 05:50 PM | #30 |
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[quote=MikeWaters;103054]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10792368/
http://www.google.com/search?q=obesi...ient=firefox-a[/quote Interesting links. I recently ran into a guy I know who just put on two cardio-vascular surgeons in a med-mal case and they reached the opposite conclusion, but they could be wrong, obviously.
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