A Proper Introduction

[cougjunkie]

Goatnapper and Mindful just had the best exchange in CG history. The fact that is was serious made it even better. I honestly can not stop laughing.

[TheSizzle36]

Thank you for providing me with the best signature out there...

[Sassy in RS]

Thank you for the warm "Hi" everyone. I take it that MindfulCoug is Muslim? Cool.

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by Sassy in RS

Thank you for the warm "Hi" everyone. I take it that MindfulCoug is Muslim? Cool.

Even better than Muslim, she lives in Iran. Very cool participant that I hope understands my sarcasm. Seriously, she would love the lovely Sister Goatnapper who would be an Elder Bednar poster child. Not only did Sister Goatnapper graduate from the Why-Aye, but she has yet to get either ear pierced once!

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

Even better than Muslim, she lives in Iran. Very cool participant that I hope understands my sarcasm. Seriously, she would love the lovely Sister Goatnapper who would be an Elder Bednar poster child. Not only did Sister Goatnapper graduate from the Why-Aye, but she has yet to get either ear pierced once!

Is her navel pierced?

Go straight for the good stuff. Does she have augmentations?

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by Archaea

Is her navel pierced?

Go straight for the good stuff. Does she have augmentations?

None of that whatsoever. Very conservative folk, us Goatnappers. I even wear a white shirt every sunday.

[All-American]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

None of that whatsoever. Very conservative folk, us Goatnappers. I even wear a white shirt every sunday.

That snap you heard was the preconceptions of Cougarguarders far and wide crumbling to the ground.

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by All-American

That snap you heard was the preconceptions of Cougarguarders far and wide crumbling to the ground.

The internet is my id. Well that and the oppressive concerned with a lilly white appearance nature of mormon culture drives me to it.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

None of that whatsoever. Very conservative folk, us Goatnappers. I even wear a white shirt every sunday.

That's not possible as you are not a Utah Mormon.

You California Mormons just can't let us Utahns have our moment in the sun, can you?

[Requiem]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

Come now Requiem, you are "of the House," despite your choice to play with the girls up north. You well know I won't know the details until the Gospel Doctrine teacher tells me when we get to Johns trip to Kolob aided by mild hallucinogenics....Get back to me sometime in December.

That said, I do think the University of Utah winning an outright conference championship in football was one of the signs. That happened on a chilly afternoon during the dark years of Gary Crowton. Get ready to pack up and move to Missouri honeychild!

I prefer your Gospel Doc lessons - esp. the lack of self serving and bloated questions/comments from the old goat section. Will there be a CG contingent clothed in the royal red robes on the Mizzou walk and can we stop at BG's manse for appropriate libation?