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on my mission i get called into an interview with the mission president, im just some punk who thinks he speaks perfect portuguese. im in the field at this point like 6 months and president asks me if i masturbate. i answer no, and he tells me youd be surprised how many elders and sisters come to me with that problem. i never looked at a sister the same way again. our president put it at like a 65% masturbate clip. 65% of his missionaries admitted to having a problem sometime during their mission. |
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holy crap! well, glad i'm a sound sleeper.
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Lord have mercy, there is a sister in my ward here and she is gorgeous. Excuse me, I've got to go take a cold shower now |
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i agreed, met with the sisters a couple of days later and couldnt stop thinking about what the president had said. our zone was such that it was far enough away from any temple that attendance to the temple was an impossibility and of the 3 districts in the zone each district had at least 2 jerkers. i remember thinking, do you think one of these girls gets freaky by herself....i had to repent instantly. especially since both sisters were very, very, very attractive. and both had checkered pasts. its a miracle i didnt make out with one of them. :wink: |
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Since my mind is officially in the gutter right now, what do you mean by these statements?
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