Weird Mormon Painting/Photography business

[MikeWaters]

"Jesus look-alike carrying young woman back to lair"

[MikeWaters]

This is the best part:

For 11+ children please call for a quote.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Originally Posted by PaloAltoCougar

Those serve as yet another painful reminder that no religion or culture, to my knowledge, is exempt from kitsch and cheap sentiment. But if we're going to visit that cultural subpart, and I delight in doing so, I still like the Jesus sports figurines, although John Stamos doing the Footprints in the Sand is closing fast, particularly with BYU71's sage commentary on that story.

http://www.catholicshopper.com/produ...t_statues.html

I like "Jesus Running the Option to Perfection."

Oh my. That is awesome.

With your permission, I have a new avatar.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by PaloAltoCougar

Those serve as yet another painful reminder that no religion or culture, to my knowledge, is exempt from kitsch and cheap sentiment. But if we're going to visit that cultural subpart, and I delight in doing so, I still like the Jesus sports figurines, although John Stamos doing the Footprints in the Sand is closing fast, particularly with BYU71's sage commentary on that story.

http://www.catholicshopper.com/produ...t_statues.html

I like "Jesus Running the Option to Perfection."

This reminds of an old joke, which could be modified to apply here. Something about everybody gets tired of never being able to tackle Him.

[YOhio]

Those pics are great.

"So, who is that in the picture with you?"

"Oh, it's my older brother. Our other brother Lucifer was too big of a jerk to come for the sitting."

[mpfunk]

Originally Posted by Adam

I hope this woman gets in a car wreck and has both hands severed at the forearm. I hope her hands burn in the gas fire and are unable to be reattached. I hope the explosion of the car as she is crawling away sends shards of hot metal into her eyes making her permanently blind. I hope she never produces another piece of shart again (I just invented that word by combining the word "art" with the word for what she produces).

I really don't like her stuff at all. I'm having a guttural reaction.

I for one encourage her to continue and to keep posting new pictures online. This stuff is hilarious, absolutely hilarious.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Originally Posted by mpfunk

I for one encourage her to continue and to keep posting new pictures online. This stuff is hilarious, absolutely hilarious.

I'm with Funk.

Much like the "Springtime for Hitler" broadway smash, this is so bad it's good. Take another peek at this gem:

http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Fps.htm

Not only does it pair the "take-a-picture-with-Jesus" concept with arguably the cheesiest inspirational poem ever, but the color scheme in the background looks like it's straight from a velvet Elvis gallery in Tijuana. It's absolutely perfect.

[il Padrino Ute]

Odds are she is a BYU fan or the spawn of a BYU fan.

[il Padrino Ute]

Dang. She's charging $220+ for each.

One could probably get a better price if purchased at the Orem Costco.

[BigFatMeanie]

Originally Posted by Adam

I hope this woman gets in a car wreck and has both hands severed at the forearm. I hope her hands burn in the gas fire and are unable to be reattached. I hope the explosion of the car as she is crawling away sends shards of hot metal into her eyes making her permanently blind. I hope she never produces another piece of shart again (I just invented that word by combining the word "art" with the word for what she produces).

I really don't like her stuff at all. I'm having a guttural reaction.

While I don't wish ill on the lady, I do like your new term "shart". That is definitely some shart she's producing.