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UteStar · 12-29-2007, 09:36 PM

Scott Baio as Bob Loblaw was fabulous. And, he dated Nicole Eggert. Seriously, can there be anything wrong with a guy like that?

Jeff Lebowski · 12-29-2007, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

...the perfect woman is not the one with the biggest breasts or the most perfect body. She is the one that is going to love you even though you are a total dumbass.

That's signature quote worthy.

marsupial · 12-30-2007, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

One of the biggest myths around is that women don't care about looks as much as men.

I never said women don't care about looks, only that it bugs me when men who spend way too much time critiquing women's bodies. I would find women who did the same to men equally annoying. However, I don't know any women that do that. I am sure they are out there. They are just not among my female friends and associates.

marsupial · 12-30-2007, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I like "ushiro bijin", which literally translated means something like "behind girl". the actual useage is a woman that is hot when you see from her behind, but then turns around and you see her face, and not hot anymore.

Yes, and sometimes you realize when a "behind girl" turns around that she is actually a man with great hair.

landpoke · 12-31-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I can be critical of women's looks in 3 languages.

I like "ushiro bijin", which literally translated means something like "behind girl". the actual useage is a woman that is hot when you see from her behind, but then turns around and you see her face, and not hot anymore.

The term, in English, is "butter face."

UtahDan · 12-31-2007, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

I watched a bit of Scott Baio: 45 and Single on VH1 today while at the gym. The show was lame, but really there was nothing else on. It got me thinking about guys like him who expect women to be totally perfect: body, hair, breasts, beauty, etc. I am talking about those who nitpick at every little flaw or perceived flaw they see in women around them as if they themselves are the God of love and those who don't measure up don't even deserve to be in their presence.

So to all the Scott Baios out there I say: the perfect woman is not the one with the biggest breasts or the most perfect body. She is the one that is going to love you even though you are a total dumbass. She is a woman who looks beyond your many flaws, the least of which are your body or looks. Scott Baio is a loser and a has-been. I can't believe he can still get laid.

(I did like him as Bob Loblaw, but a small part on a now canceled sit com is not nearly enough to redeem him.)

You are right, but take heart from the fact that the number of guys who are attractive enough to have the luxury of that kind of pickiness is very, very tiny. The rest of us realize that if our faults are going to be overlooked, we will need to overlook some as well.

smokymountainrain · 12-31-2007, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

You know, the guy who always talks of women in terms of their boobs, butt, face, etc. I'm sure you've met men like this. I believe there are few of this type on the board. For example, I've overheard this type at the gym, talking about some woman's "butter face" or "she'd be hot if only her boobs were bigger," or if her "ass wasn't so big." It's shallow and arrogant. It's like they think all women on earth are in a pageant and they're the judges.

such a negative tone. As if there is something wrong with this type of thinking.

post a pic - I'll give you a fair score.

hyrum · 12-31-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

She is the one that is going to love you even though you are a total dumbass.

Is this an indictment of BigFatMeanie?

marsupial · 12-31-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by hyrum

Is this an indictment of BigFatMeanie?

Never. I do all that I can to stay on BFM's good side with the hopes that he will some day make me Thai food.

RC Vikings · 12-31-2007, 10:57 PM

I think their is a pretty big difference between a man and a women's visionals (not a word but it may be someday). My wife hearing that she looks pretty seems to work for her and her looking pretty works for me. Why do you think 99% of the porn out there is directed toward men. I agree that a guy with a huge gut has no room to talk but he's still going to look a lot harder then a women would.

12-29-2007, 09:36 PM	#11
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	Scott Baio as Bob Loblaw was fabulous. And, he dated Nicole Eggert. Seriously, can there be anything wrong with a guy like that?

12-31-2007, 10:57 PM	#20
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	I think their is a pretty big difference between a man and a women's visionals (not a word but it may be someday). My wife hearing that she looks pretty seems to work for her and her looking pretty works for me. Why do you think 99% of the porn out there is directed toward men. I agree that a guy with a huge gut has no room to talk but he's still going to look a lot harder then a women would.