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SteelBlue · 01-13-2006, 02:54 AM

If I didn't know for a fact that there is no ignore feature on this board I'd think you all had done so. I said the woman's name was Choice Beaver people. It could only be worse had her name been Grade A.

Parrot Head · 01-13-2006, 03:15 AM

Glad I decided to unignore Steel because that was a pretty funny post and well worth it.

All-American · 01-13-2006, 03:20 AM

An employee at Brigham Young University, working in the Mail offices, is named "Sterling Butts."

DrumNFeather · 01-13-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by All-American

An employee at Brigham Young University, working in the Mail offices, is named "Sterling Butts."

Funny, in my mission we had an Elder Dicks and an Elder Butts....always kind of wanted to pair them together...but that wou'dve been mean.

tooblue · 01-13-2006, 02:36 PM

While in art school one of my classmates was born at 5:17 in the morning therefore his parents named him Five Seventeen!

DirtyHippieUTE · 01-13-2006, 03:34 PM

Best names ever (all real)

Potty Humor:
Mary Beaver (co-worker)
Dick Pound (hated by cycling world)
Linda Easy (sister's friend)

Ironic:
Spring Summers (neighbor)
Sunny Dae (friend from HS)
Duncan Heinz (old guy in HP group)

People I met in the Army:
Private Haye (pronounced eye)
Private Parts
Private Dick
Captain Butt
Major Slaughter

Rickomatic · 01-13-2006, 05:03 PM

Growing up I knew a Kandie Kane and a Roger Rodgers.

mpfunk · 01-13-2006, 05:27 PM

What about Major Major Major Major. I hear he looks like Peter Fonda.

Robin · 01-13-2006, 05:34 PM

r.f.

mpfunk · 01-13-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Robin

Nice to see that literary allusions are appreciated around here... or were you ONLY talking about the movie?

Certainly talking about one of the best books ever written, I have never even seen the movie.

01-13-2006, 05:03 PM	#17
Rickomatic Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: West Jordan UT Posts: 319	Growing up I knew a Kandie Kane and a Roger Rodgers. __________________ "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." Mark Twain

01-13-2006, 02:54 AM	#11
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	If I didn't know for a fact that there is no ignore feature on this board I'd think you all had done so. I said the woman's name was Choice Beaver people. It could only be worse had her name been *Grade A.*

01-13-2006, 03:15 AM	#12
Parrot Head Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 763	Glad I decided to unignore Steel because that was a pretty funny post and well worth it.

01-13-2006, 03:20 AM	#13
All-American Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,420	An employee at Brigham Young University, working in the Mail offices, is named "Sterling Butts."

01-13-2006, 02:36 PM	#15
tooblue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,016	While in art school one of my classmates was born at 5:17 in the morning therefore his parents named him Five Seventeen!

01-13-2006, 03:34 PM	#16
DirtyHippieUTE Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moscow, ID Posts: 1,151	Best names ever (all real) Potty Humor: Mary Beaver (co-worker) Dick Pound (hated by cycling world) Linda Easy (sister's friend) Ironic: Spring Summers (neighbor) Sunny Dae (friend from HS) Duncan Heinz (old guy in HP group) People I met in the Army: Private Haye (pronounced eye) Private Parts Private Dick Captain Butt Major Slaughter

01-13-2006, 05:27 PM	#18
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	What about Major Major Major Major. I hear he looks like Peter Fonda.

01-13-2006, 05:34 PM	#19
Robin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 961	r.f.