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il Padrino Ute · 08-01-2007, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by UteStar

That respect is gone Il, that respect is gone.

Wait - you mean that respect actually existed beforehand?

How 'bout that.

dallas dan · 08-01-2007, 04:03 AM

The Stake Patriarch, and man who sealed my wife and I, swears every time I talk to him. My wife and I talk to him every week at church, and there is always a "hell" or "damn" associated with the conversation. My wife was shocked the first time she heard it, but I have been telling her since we met that those weren't swear words. I am still sticking to that story... it makes me feel justified.

UteStar · 08-01-2007, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

Is that why you have a TJ Max credit card? Oh, snap!

I am working on getting the TJ Maxx card...for now, I am sticking with my Gold AX Big Lots card. I get back .000375% of every dollar I spend at that trendy store.

YOhio · 08-01-2007, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by UteStar

I am working on getting the TJ Maxx card...for now, I am sticking with my Gold AX Big Lots card. I get back .000375% of every dollar I spend at that trendy store.

You're such a poser metrosexual. I bet you don't even moisturize, use product in your hair, or wear fur.

UteStar · 08-01-2007, 04:10 AM

You have no idea what you are talking about! I put the sexual in metro and the metro is a way of life for me. My hair is as soft as butter...my nails are polished and magnificent...my chest hairs are perfectly curled...my lashes are long and batty...nose hairs are trimmed...breath smells like a garden...and the jeans fit like a rubber glove. It is hard for me to explain this way of life to those that are so familiar with only being male unmetrosexual animals.

il Padrino Ute · 08-01-2007, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by UteStar

You have no idea what you are talking about! I put the sexual in metro and the metro is a way of life for me. My hair is as soft as butter...my nails are polished and magnificent...my chest hairs are perfectly curled...my lashes are long and batty...nose hairs are trimmed...breath smells like a garden...and the jeans fit like a rubber glove. It is hard for me to explain this way of life to those that are so familiar with only being male unmetrosexual animals.

So, can I have your watch when you are dead?

YOhio · 08-01-2007, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by UteStar

You have no idea what you are talking about! I put the sexual in metro and the metro is a way of life for me. My hair is as soft as butter...my nails are polished and magnificent...my chest hairs are perfectly curled...my lashes are long and batty...nose hairs are trimmed...breath smells like a garden...and the jeans fit like a rubber glove. It is hard for me to explain this way of life to those that are so familiar with only being male unmetrosexual animals.

"The [wannabe] lady doth protest too much, methinks."

I think it's pretty clear that UteStar is nothing more than an Al Bundy clone with a crush on Brad Pitt.

YOhio · 08-01-2007, 04:17 AM

UteStar is Kyle in this clip:

Tex · 08-01-2007, 04:33 AM

I don't know if I should tell this story, but here goes.

A while back I worked in the temple, and the trainer, who was a funny old codger, took me to the veil (while it wasn't in use) to give me some training. While there he told me a story than happened to him: he was working the celestial side of the veil and a woman was introduced in the normal fashion. He began the ceremony and when it came to her part she paused, then said, "Damn! I knew it a minute ago!"

I couldn't help laughing not only at the story, but at the fact the old guy repeated it right there at the veil.

non sequitur · 08-01-2007, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by UteStar

You have no idea what you are talking about! I put the sexual in metro and the metro is a way of life for me. My hair is as soft as butter...my nails are polished and magnificent...my chest hairs are perfectly curled...my lashes are long and batty...nose hairs are trimmed...breath smells like a garden...and the jeans fit like a rubber glove. It is hard for me to explain this way of life to those that are so familiar with only being male unmetrosexual animals.

You sound like a guy who has one foot out of the closet door. I applaud your bravery.

08-01-2007, 04:33 AM	#19
Tex Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,596	I don't know if I should tell this story, but here goes. A while back I worked in the temple, and the trainer, who was a funny old codger, took me to the veil (while it wasn't in use) to give me some training. While there he told me a story than happened to him: he was working the celestial side of the veil and a woman was introduced in the normal fashion. He began the ceremony and when it came to her part she paused, then said, "Damn! I knew it a minute ago!" I couldn't help laughing not only at the story, but at the fact the old guy repeated it right there at the veil. __________________ "Have we been commanded not to call a prophet an insular racist? Link?" "And yes, [2010] is a very good year to be a Democrat. Perhaps the best year in decades ..." - Cali Coug "Oh dear, granny, what a long tail our puss has got." - Brigham Young

08-01-2007, 04:03 AM	#12
dallas dan Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 61	The Stake Patriarch, and man who sealed my wife and I, swears every time I talk to him. My wife and I talk to him every week at church, and there is always a "hell" or "damn" associated with the conversation. My wife was shocked the first time she heard it, but I have been telling her since we met that those weren't swear words. I am still sticking to that story... it makes me feel justified.

08-01-2007, 04:10 AM	#15
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	You have no idea what you are talking about! I put the sexual in metro and the metro is a way of life for me. My hair is as soft as butter...my nails are polished and magnificent...my chest hairs are perfectly curled...my lashes are long and batty...nose hairs are trimmed...breath smells like a garden...and the jeans fit like a rubber glove. It is hard for me to explain this way of life to those that are so familiar with only being male unmetrosexual animals.

08-01-2007, 04:17 AM	#18
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	UteStar is Kyle in this clip: