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View Poll Results: How often does your spouse fart in front of you? | |||
Every few minutes | 2 | 8.00% | |
More than once an hour | 0 | 0% | |
About once an hour | 1 | 4.00% | |
About once a day | 5 | 20.00% | |
About once a week | 4 | 16.00% | |
About once a month | 4 | 16.00% | |
More than once a year | 2 | 8.00% | |
Less than once a year | 3 | 12.00% | |
I have never heard my spouse fart. | 4 | 16.00% | |
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12-13-2007, 05:08 AM | #11 |
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Are you kidding? Where do you work? Doesn't your firm employ unmarried guys in their late 20s? After working on a few projects with some of these people and listening to what they consider normal behavior, you start to realize that the LDS truly are a peculiar people.
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12-13-2007, 12:56 PM | #12 |
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12-13-2007, 05:26 PM | #13 |
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the fact that somebody chose the "Every few minutes" option is cracking me up.
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12-13-2007, 06:03 PM | #14 |
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I need a rules clarification. Does it have to be perceptible by the human ear? Or is some other means OK?
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12-13-2007, 06:06 PM | #15 | |
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I fart around Mrs. Meanie all the time. I've also been known to fluff the covers on occasion. She farts around me every once in a while but she isn't a fluffer. No, DDD, she's not that kind of fluffer either - except when we're alone. |
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12-13-2007, 06:09 PM | #16 | |
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What you call fluffing of gas....I have also heard referred to as "covered wagons" or "dutch ovens," not to be confused with "buttercups," which involves the actual act of cupping and throwing the gas in someone's direction.
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12-13-2007, 06:41 PM | #17 |
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There is probably a strong correlation with years of marriage.
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12-13-2007, 07:03 PM | #18 |
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Every few minutes?? LOL. A female had to have had checked that box.
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12-13-2007, 07:22 PM | #19 |
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My ex NEVER farted in front of me.....she did however always leave the bathroom door wide open while taking a dump.
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12-13-2007, 07:29 PM | #20 |
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Wonderful.
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