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WendyCoug · 10-02-2007, 09:57 PM

Hi Archaea and Creekster, I'm sure whatever insights and witticisms you have are more than enough as far as offers go. Thank you both for the welcome.
I've already seen a lot of Archaea and this is day 2 and counting of my time here.
And YOhio, I meant "forward fashion sense." Please pardon the transposition.
kthx.

Sleeping in EQ · 10-02-2007, 10:04 PM

Welcome, Wendy.

I suspect you'll fit in just fine.

non sequitur · 10-02-2007, 10:11 PM

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I'm sorry you've departed the lovely Miami Valley. I have been a Daytonian the last several years and it's been pure entertainment. Despite the many fine offerings one can find here, the oppressive mentality of the midwest has looked upon my forward fashion sense with disdain. I feel your pain.

I spent a year and a half on a contract worked in Springfield, Ohio. It seemed that every evening, as I watched the news, it was reported that someone was shot in Dayton. I hope you keep your doors locked at night.

WendyCoug · 10-02-2007, 10:32 PM

MikeWaters: How do you "date" someone who lives so far away? Just give each other a lot of phone, I guess. I have many cousins in Las Vegas. This could get creepy. On the other hand, I'd kind of like a relationship wherein I don't have to spend a lot of time with someone. Keen.
GoatNapper: I'm way ahead of you there. I had to get some fake knockers to go with my phony booty. Bring it on, Dallas.
Is Springfield, Ohio where The Simpsons is set?

MikeWaters · 10-02-2007, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

MikeWaters: How do you "date" someone who lives so far away? Just give each other a lot of phone, I guess. I have many cousins in Las Vegas. This could get creepy. On the other hand, I'd kind of like a relationship wherein I don't have to spend a lot of time with someone. Keen.

Dang, it's too bad, because polygamy would fit your bill exactly.

WendyCoug · 10-02-2007, 10:36 PM

Isn't polygamy the kind of relationship(s) where don't have to spend a lot of time with a lot of people?
What about polyandry? I could get down with that. Worship me, studpuppies.

SoonerCoug · 10-02-2007, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

I could get down with that. Worship me, studpuppies.

Settle down, Wendy.

Jeff Lebowski · 10-03-2007, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

Isn't polygamy the kind of relationship(s) where don't have to spend a lot of time with a lot of people?
What about polyandry? I could get down with that. Worship me, studpuppies.

I think I am going to like this new Wendy poster.

WendyCoug · 10-03-2007, 12:17 AM

You'll have to call BS on Archaea, as these fingers did not claim surgeon-hood.
Which Lebowski is Jeff?
That rug tied the room together, man.

Jeff Lebowski · 10-03-2007, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

You'll have to call BS on Archaea, as these fingers did not claim surgeon-hood.
Which Lebowski is Jeff?
That rug tied the room together, man.

I'm the Dude. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

10-02-2007, 10:04 PM	#2
Sleeping in EQ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The People's Republic of Monsanto Posts: 3,085	Welcome, Wendy. I suspect you'll fit in just fine. __________________ "Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

10-02-2007, 09:57 PM	#1
WendyCoug Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 33	Hi Archaea and Creekster, I'm sure whatever insights and witticisms you have are more than enough as far as offers go. Thank you both for the welcome. I've already seen a lot of Archaea and this is day 2 and counting of my time here. And YOhio, I meant "forward fashion sense." Please pardon the transposition. kthx.

10-02-2007, 10:32 PM	#4
WendyCoug Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 33	MikeWaters: How do you "date" someone who lives so far away? Just give each other a lot of phone, I guess. I have many cousins in Las Vegas. This could get creepy. On the other hand, I'd kind of like a relationship wherein I don't have to spend a lot of time with someone. Keen. GoatNapper: I'm way ahead of you there. I had to get some fake knockers to go with my phony booty. Bring it on, Dallas. Is Springfield, Ohio where The Simpsons is set?

10-02-2007, 10:36 PM	#6
WendyCoug Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 33	Isn't polygamy the kind of relationship(s) where don't have to spend a lot of time with a lot of people? What about polyandry? I could get down with that. Worship me, studpuppies.

10-03-2007, 12:17 AM	#9
WendyCoug Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 33	You'll have to call BS on Archaea, as these fingers did not claim surgeon-hood. Which Lebowski is Jeff? That rug tied the room together, man.