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View Poll Results: Would you rather go to General Conference or the Cannes Film Festival? | |||
General Conference | 8 | 25.00% | |
The Cannes Film Festival | 22 | 68.75% | |
No thanks; this poll is too scary | 2 | 6.25% | |
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09-12-2007, 07:16 PM | #11 | |
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OK, since you're a playing a game my kids love: root canal, no Novocain, dentist is blind or gc?
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09-12-2007, 07:28 PM | #12 | |
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So, GC is looking better. And, come to think of it, Salt Lake is beautiful in October and April.
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09-12-2007, 09:30 PM | #13 |
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Antibes is a nice beach, the only sand beach I can think of in France.
GC is so much better on the internet. You can speed read, not have to wait in line, fall asleep because you're too hot, and can actually see it visually. I'm better at written comprehension than listening to oral presentations. And the south of France does not have the hairy armpits for the most part, it's in the interior farm girls whom you wouldn't look at no matter what.
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09-12-2007, 09:44 PM | #14 |
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I'm likely to see more boobies at Cannes then at GC.
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09-12-2007, 11:56 PM | #15 |
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Cannes, because if Johnny Drama can get laid there, anyone can get laid there.
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09-13-2007, 01:17 AM | #16 |
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Except for this year's Ensign Swimsuit Issue.
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09-13-2007, 01:32 AM | #17 |
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09-13-2007, 02:29 AM | #18 |
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Which goes to show that beached whales will wash ashore anywhere.
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09-13-2007, 02:32 AM | #19 | |
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Then I read Rocky's post and it all made sense.
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09-13-2007, 03:16 AM | #20 | |
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