A Proper Introduction

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by mindfulcoug

desperately needs Barbara Gordon's help to decipher this passage.

Back in the day the Turks conquered the Slavic area. Per your religion, as it was intepreted and enforced back in that day, if one converts to Islam they are legally allowed to continue to own their property. Ergo many of the landowners in Bosnia-Herczegovenia joined up. They became Slavic Muslims. By all means these folks are not exactly bucking to join Al Queda, they are far too European. This also means their teethe suck gray used SE Idaho irrigation canal water. So when a little fight broke out that way when Izetebegovic, Milosivic and some Croat whose name I forgot sought to fill the political vaccuum left by the dead Tito, these folks used the most familiar mobilizing tool in that region, nationalism. The Serbs hate the Muslims for nationalistic reasons, but the root is po folk always hate rich folk.

As far as my mysogenistic hooters allusions, your people are not allowed to do that. IMO it is the biggest reason I support the war in Iraq...it is all about ensuring voluptuous cracks where needed in Eye-Rack!

[Mindfulcoug]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

Back in the day the Turks conquered the Slavic area. Per your religion, as it was intepreted and enforced back in that day, if one converts to Islam they are legally allowed to continue to own their property. Ergo many of the landowners in Bosnia-Herczegovenia joined up. They became Slavic Muslims. By all means these folks are not exactly bucking to join Al Queda, they are far too European. This also means their teethe suck gray used SE Idaho irrigation canal water. So when a little fight broke out that way when Izetebegovic, Milosivic and some Croat whose name I forgot sought to fill the political vaccuum left by the dead Tito, these folks used the most familiar mobilizing tool in that region, nationalism. The Serbs hate the Muslims for nationalistic reasons, but the root is po folk always hate rich folk.

As far as my mysogenistic hooters allusions, your people are not allowed to do that. IMO it is the biggest reason I support the war in Iraq...it is all about ensuring voluptuous cracks where needed in Eye-Rack!

okay,some points has been emerged . i hate to ask so much ,but what your support of iraq war has to do with serbs hate muslims?

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by mindfulcoug

okay,some points has been emerged . i hate to ask so much ,but what your support of iraq war has to do with serbs hate muslims?

I support the war in Iraq because it will bring the liberating breast augmentations to the middle east. I believe that John the Revelator outlines that as one of the final steps before Gog and Magog square off for all the temporal marbles........

[Requiem]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

I support the war in Iraq because it will bring the liberating breast augmentations to the middle east. I believe that John the Revelator outlines that as one of the final steps before Gog and Magog square off for all the temporal marbles........

Many thanks for your unique blend of clarity and perspective. What, pray tell, are the other "final steps"? What must we as loyal CG'ers do to prepare?

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by Requiem

Many thanks for your unique blend of clarity and perspective. What, pray tell, are the other "final steps"? What must we as loyal CG'ers do to prepare?

Come now Requiem, you are "of the House," despite your choice to play with the girls up north. You well know I won't know the details until the Gospel Doctrine teacher tells me when we get to Johns trip to Kolob aided by mild hallucinogenics....Get back to me sometime in December.

That said, I do think the University of Utah winning an outright conference championship in football was one of the signs. That happened on a chilly afternoon during the dark years of Gary Crowton. Get ready to pack up and move to Missouri honeychild!

[BigFatMeanie]

This has quickly turned into one of the greatest threads ever.

[BarbaraGordon]

SIRS, I hope you don't take offense that we've hijacked your very first thread around here. That's pretty much just what we do.

Originally Posted by Mindfulcoug

desperately needs Barbara Gordon's help to decipher this passage:

Mindful, I wrote this earlier then decided to hold off. But in case you haven't figured it out:

Goat is proud to be an American, where if divine intervention doesn't provide us the nicest breasts in the world, surgical intervention will. And in what can only be attributed to selfless idealism on his part, he wishes this kind of freedom for all the women of the world.

He's somewhat concerned that the Mormons occasionally encourage attire a little too burqa-like for their women... After all, he only wants to admire all the beauty that is God's creation. And surely shopping at Victoria's Secret every once in a while never hurt anyone, anyhow.

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

SIRS, I hope you don't take offense that we've hijacked your very first thread around here. That's pretty much just what we do.


Mindful, I wrote this earlier then decided to hold off. But in case you haven't figured it out:

Goat is proud to be an American, where if divine intervention doesn't provide us the nicest breasts in the world, surgical intervention will. And in what can only be attributed to selfless idealism on his part, he wishes this kind of freedom for all the women of the world.

He's somewhat concerned that the Mormons occasionally encourage attire a little too burqa-like for their women... After all, he only wants to admire all the beauty that is God's creation. And surely shopping at Victoria's Secret every once in a while never hurt anyone, anyhow.

Am I the only hearing "Oh Beautiful for patriot's dreams that sees beyond the Zoobs? Thine alabaster cities gleam adorned with man made boobs?"

This is why I nobly put my life on the line for ma and apple pie!

Your red blooded big knocker loving men can thank me.......

[Venkman]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

Am I the only hearing "Oh Beautiful for patriot's dreams that sees beyond the Zoobs? Thine alabaster cities gleam adorned with man made boobs?"

This is why I nobly put my life on the line for ma and apple pie!

Your red blooded big knocker loving men can thank me.......

Goat, you are the man! Well done!

[Archaea]

All we need now is an Islamic version of the Kama Sutra, and Muslim augmentors and we'd be set.

I'd like my hallicenagens with some maryjane please.