07-27-2007, 12:11 AM | #11 |
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O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area...up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.
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07-27-2007, 12:22 AM | #13 |
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I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
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07-27-2007, 12:32 AM | #14 |
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07-27-2007, 04:02 AM | #15 |
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This was Chevy's "eulogy" for Aunt Edna at her son's house after she died while on the way to see the Grand Canyon.
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You've never seen any of the Vacation films?????
And I thought Provo Mormons were sheltered. Dang.
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07-27-2007, 12:42 PM | #17 |
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Vicki (cousin Eddie's daughter): I French kiss.
Audrey: So? Everybody does that. Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
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07-27-2007, 03:11 PM | #18 |
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I was in London last weekend and took a photo of the roundabout in front of Parliament where Clark Griswold could not get left:
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07-27-2007, 05:57 PM | #19 |
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"Look kids - Big Ben. The Tower of London!"
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