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non sequitur · 02-02-2006, 07:28 AM

The moderator, tkh9, said I was being obscene. I was responding to exUte, who had been going on and on about how wonderful Kyle Whittingham was. So I asked him:

"Hey exUte, do you think you could get me an autographed picture of Kyle Whittingham? And not one of those sticky ones you keep hidden under your mattress. I want a clean one. Thanks."

Now, that is not obscene. I know obscene. A couple of things I almost said were genuinely obscene, and I restrained myself. If anything I should be applauded.

cougjunkie · 02-02-2006, 04:21 PM

I dont think that was very obscene, i actually think it is really funny.

JohnnyLingo · 02-02-2006, 04:36 PM

Oh, well in that case, let's set the standard for decency to include anything junkie thinks is funny.

That'll fix it.

I'll boardmail El Jefe right away.

non sequitur · 02-02-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Oh, well in that case, let's set the standard for decency to include anything junkie thinks is funny.

That'll fix it.

I'll boardmail El Jefe right away.

I think that Johnny harbors a secret fantasy to be a moderator on CougarBoard. No doubt disappointed that he never made it to Assistant on his mission, he aspires to CougarBoard moderator as a way to really make his mark. You get my vote Johnny. You have all the necessary qualifications.

cougjunkie · 02-02-2006, 05:21 PM

I think Johnny has a secret brokeback man crush on me, he seems to respond to all of my posts with this sexual sarcasm.

Sorry Johnny I am married, but i have seen a few sites and I know Grape is looking.

JohnnyLingo · 02-02-2006, 05:32 PM

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I think that Johnny harbors a secret fantasy to be a moderator on CougarBoard. No doubt disappointed that he never made it to Assistant on his mission, he aspires to CougarBoard moderator as a way to really make his mark. You get my vote Johnny. You have all the necessary qualifications.

I also harbor a secret fantasy to live in a world where grown men don't feel the need to cry and pout every time they get booted off a website BY THE PERSON WHO OWNS IT.

Oh, and I never made AP, sadly. Just spent most of my time as an office elder. Kinda sucked, really.

JohnnyLingo · 02-02-2006, 05:33 PM

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I think Johnny has a secret brokeback man crush on me, he seems to respond to all of my posts with this sexual sarcasm.

If you're reading sexual sarcasm in my posts, you've been thinking WAY too much about Brokeback Mountain.

Archaea · 02-02-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by cougjunkie

I think Johnny has a secret brokeback man crush on me, he seems to respond to all of my posts with this sexual sarcasm.

Sorry Johnny I am married, but i have seen a few sites and I know Grape is looking.

If this is a coming out party, please exclude me from the party. I have no closet to come out from.

You two may play with your man boobs. Although Napper is correct Boobs are In, Man Boobs are NOT.

ute4ever · 02-02-2006, 10:14 PM

What's with so many people aspiring to be CB moderators? Do you see it as a zone leader or something?

il Padrino Ute · 02-03-2006, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

What's with so many people aspiring to be CB moderators? Do you see it as a zone leader or something?

I think it's more like a commandant at a Stalag, but there are far too few Colonel Klinks and too many Himmlers.

02-02-2006, 07:28 AM	#1
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	Crap! I got banned on CougarBoard again. The moderator, tkh9, said I was being obscene. I was responding to exUte, who had been going on and on about how wonderful Kyle Whittingham was. So I asked him: "Hey exUte, do you think you could get me an autographed picture of Kyle Whittingham? And not one of those sticky ones you keep hidden under your mattress. I want a clean one. Thanks." Now, that is not obscene. I know obscene. A couple of things I almost said were genuinely obscene, and I restrained myself. If anything I should be applauded. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

02-02-2006, 04:21 PM	#2
cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	I dont think that was very obscene, i actually think it is really funny. __________________ LINCECUM!

02-02-2006, 05:21 PM	#5
cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	I think Johnny has a secret brokeback man crush on me, he seems to respond to all of my posts with this sexual sarcasm. Sorry Johnny I am married, but i have seen a few sites and I know Grape is looking. __________________ LINCECUM!

02-02-2006, 04:36 PM	#3
JohnnyLingo Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,175	Oh, well in that case, let's set the standard for decency to include anything junkie thinks is funny. That'll fix it. I'll boardmail El Jefe right away.

02-02-2006, 10:14 PM	#9
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	What's with so many people aspiring to be CB moderators? Do you see it as a zone leader or something?