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Levin · 08-13-2008, 05:25 AM

Picked the peaches at an orchard on Saturday. Let them ripen a little over the weekend. Called my mom several times tonight to make sure we were doing it right. The last batch of peaches is on the stove now. My mom has bottled peaches every year of my life. One of the last memories I have of my grandma is of her helping my mom bottle peaches. I love that my wife is interested in carrying on the traditions with me.

BlueHair · 08-13-2008, 06:17 AM

You sure know how to have a good time!

Levin · 08-13-2008, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueHair

You sure know how to have a good time!

Indeed; apparently you didn't catch the double entendre in the thread's title.

BlueHair · 08-13-2008, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Levin

Indeed; apparently you didn't catch the double entendre in the thread's title.

The title caught my eye, but you threw me off when you said you called your mom to make sure you are doing it right. I figured you either have a really open family or I was just being a pervert.

Flystripper · 08-13-2008, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueHair

The title caught my eye, but you threw me off when you said you called your mom to make sure you are doing it right. I figured you either have a really open family or I was just being a pervert.

If you add this quote to his double entendre you have additional evidence that Levin is one sick puppy.

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One of the last memories I have of my grandma is of her helping my mom bottle peaches

TripletDaddy · 08-13-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Flystripper

If you add this quote to his double entendre you have additional evidence that Levin is one sick puppy.

If Levin is being consistent with his entendre, that means that he consults with his mother on the phone for sex tips, his mother remains sexually active and was sexually active as a child, and his grandmother sexually abused his mother in front of him.

Nice one, Levin.

Levin · 08-13-2008, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

If Levin is being consistent with his entendre, that means that he consults with his mother on the phone for sex tips, his mother remains sexually active and was sexually active as a child, and his grandmother sexually abused his mother in front of him.

Nice one, Levin.

The Code is broken, and my sickening life history is in full display.

RC Vikings · 08-13-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

If Levin is being consistent with his entendre, that means that he consults with his mother on the phone for sex tips, his mother remains sexually active and was sexually active as a child, and his grandmother sexually abused his mother in front of him.

Nice one, Levin.

It's best to keep those peaches bottled up.

TripletDaddy · 08-13-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Levin

The Code is broken, and my sickening life history is in full display.

So I guess for you, life HAS been all peaches and cream.

08-13-2008, 05:25 AM	#1
Levin Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,484	Bottled peaches tonight with my wife Picked the peaches at an orchard on Saturday. Let them ripen a little over the weekend. Called my mom several times tonight to make sure we were doing it right. The last batch of peaches is on the stove now. My mom has bottled peaches every year of my life. One of the last memories I have of my grandma is of her helping my mom bottle peaches. I love that my wife is interested in carrying on the traditions with me. __________________ "Now I say that I know the meaning of my life: 'To live for God, for my soul.' And this meaning, in spite of its clearness, is mysterious and marvelous. Such is the meaning of all existence." Levin, Anna Karenina, Part 8, Chapter 12

08-13-2008, 06:17 AM	#2
BlueHair Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 1,148	You sure know how to have a good time!